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02-08-09, 10:49 AM | #4651 |
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Granted, Victoria is getting older and her fires diminish with age but the younger sister Alice Springs is still a red hot proposition.
I wish to travel from here to eternity.
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02-08-09, 11:17 AM | #4652 |
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Granted, but you end up like Prewitt.
I wish I understood rules of "Werewolf game" |
02-08-09, 02:50 PM | #4653 |
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Granted, but as the noose is tightened around your neck you realise it isn't a game.
I wish I had a monumental organ.
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02-08-09, 07:48 PM | #4654 |
PacWagon
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granted, you now have a monumental organ, but you cant play it because you never took any lessons and all of the people in your quaint london suburb keep complaining about the constant stream of techno music pouring from your walls, wouldnt want them to call the fuzz.
i wish breathmints didnt cost 1.98
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02-08-09, 09:31 PM | #4655 |
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Your wish is my command...they now cost $198.00 each.
I wish I was not such a stupid dunce...
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02-09-09, 12:38 AM | #4656 |
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Granted, you are no longer a stupid dunce and have been elevated to complete moron status
I wish morons who light fires in the bush would be taught a lesson |
02-09-09, 06:49 AM | #4657 |
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Granted, they are tought how to light fires in other places
I wish the engines worked...
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02-09-09, 06:51 AM | #4658 |
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They do...and now the destroyer is bearing down on you while you wonder why you ever promoted Bernard to Chief Engineer!
I wish slugs were more tasty...
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02-09-09, 03:36 PM | #4659 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, have a plate full more.
I wish I hadn't lost my Chief last night.
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02-09-09, 11:21 PM | #4660 |
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Granted, you found his car parked outside your house.
I wish my honey do list wasn't so long .
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02-10-09, 02:23 AM | #4661 |
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Granted, it is now shorter that your honey don't list which has grown significantly since you didn't finish your honey do list
I wish time was on my side |
02-10-09, 06:03 AM | #4662 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but it is a timebomb.
I wish I knew which one was the longest day.
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02-10-09, 11:13 AM | #4663 |
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Granted, you now know which one is the longest day, but you forget what it was you wanted to do on the longest day and waste the whole day trying to remember and now have to regret that fact for the longest night
I wish our 4th grandson would hurry up and get here so my son would quit bouncing around the house like a madman on amphetamines |
02-10-09, 08:21 PM | #4664 |
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:rotfl:
As a grandfather myself, there is absolutely NO WAY I can crush that one...so today, I pass...
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02-10-09, 08:42 PM | #4665 |
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Granted, your grandson arrives and your son stops bouncing around the house like a madman on amphetamines. Your grandson then promptly wakes screaming for milk every 2 hours making your life a sleepless waking hell for the next 6 months. (Cruel and heartless I know but if NealT's pair weren't big enough someone had to do it).
I wish I had a bigger pair |
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