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01-19-09, 05:30 PM | #4516 |
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Granted, this is that and that is them who is on first and what is on second but nobody knows why.
I wish I was cool like everyone else here.
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01-19-09, 06:56 PM | #4517 |
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Granted, but you eventually try to make a dramatic exit by hopping on your motorcycle after the Subsim dance and driving off widly into the night. Unfortunately, you hit a deer, fly off your bike, and land in a nearby river, where you drown.
I wish that life wasn't depressing. |
01-19-09, 08:03 PM | #4518 |
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Granted, mine isn't Yours on the other hand...
I wish for a decent send off |
01-19-09, 08:19 PM | #4519 |
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Granted, but on the way to the cemetery, the pallbearers picked up the wrong casket. Your body is going to be sent off for medical experiments.
I wish that Stu the Cockatoo was not new at the zoo... Lol, "Big Bang". I love that show. |
01-20-09, 06:06 AM | #4520 |
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He isn't...he is now Stew at the zoo.
I wish I had a holiday today...
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01-20-09, 10:09 AM | #4521 | |
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Quote:
I wish I had a submarine .
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01-20-09, 10:18 AM | #4522 |
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Granted, you have a submarine. It's one of those toys that you put baking soda in and watch it submerge and surface in the bathtub. You enjoy it so much that you don't get out of the tub for 3 years and end up being mistaken for a prune and eaten by one of the giant aliens that has taken over earth while you were playing with your sub in the tub
I wish that dirt were dollars |
01-20-09, 11:30 AM | #4523 |
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Granted, but seeing as how much dirt exists, the dollar is now worthless.
I wish my mind would stop spinning.
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01-20-09, 11:32 AM | #4524 |
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Granted, it starts dancing instead
I wis...
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01-20-09, 11:59 AM | #4525 |
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Granted, as you left left your wish open ended I get to finish it for you.
I wish Raptor1 all the best in his new life as a dung beatle.
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01-20-09, 02:02 PM | #4526 |
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Granted, Raptor1 becomes a dung beetle, but the karma fairy has decided you get to be the ball of dung his is rolling
I wish the karma fairy would stay the hell away from me |
01-20-09, 04:37 PM | #4527 |
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Granted, but her grandma gets up real close and pulls yer trousers down exposing your pink y-fronts.
I wish to be contrite.
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01-20-09, 08:05 PM | #4528 |
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Granted, you are contrite but still every bit a ribald.
I wish I owned an Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
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01-21-09, 04:33 AM | #4529 |
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Granted, but a short sighted T-Rex comes along and eats it.
I wish it came with more relish.
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01-21-09, 05:25 AM | #4530 |
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Granted, it comes with more relish but no pickle
I wish pickles were eradicated |
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