Bernard's Birthday is coming up

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 10:53 AM

Just 3 more days now till Dowly gets the cake and party ready!

Sailor Steve · 09-22-07, 11:12 AM

Does the cake have TNT in it?

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 11:16 AM

Ask Dowly as he is Bernard's Dad.

Dowly · 09-22-07, 11:33 AM

I tried cyanide last year... :hmm:

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 11:37 AM

Did it work? Bernard is useful when he breathes CO2 in so our boat is more livable and also he brought a plant on board too.

Dowly · 09-22-07, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

Did it work? Bernard is useful when he breathes CO2 in so our boat is more livable and also he brought a plant on board too.

Nope... didnt work... He ate the whole thing and asked for more.

Brag · 09-22-07, 11:37 AM

We need Balz to compose a happy birthday song for Bernard. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 11:39 AM

O please Brag can you make Balz sing this year's song please!!!! :rotfl:

StarFox · 09-22-07, 05:33 PM

your going about this all wrong. If you really want him to leave your boat, you hire some one to do it, rather then do it yourself and mess something up. It may take months or years, but it will be done

^^

andylegate · 09-22-07, 07:13 PM

Are you sure Benard isn't over at my new VII U-45? He may have snuck on board and is "hot racking" it. I'm only wondering because of all the problems I've been having lately (IE destroyed conning tower, sonar operators that don't know the difference between Warships and Merchants......).

I'm off to look at my crew roster right now! Mid-patrol or not, if I see Benard on the crew's list, he's going for a swim! LOL!

gordonmull · 09-22-07, 07:44 PM

We need to think of a present to give him for his birthday. I reckon lead boots, followed by a game of pin the tail on the donkey somewhere on the foredeck.

Frostyvegi · 09-22-07, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by gordonmull

We need to think of a present to give him for his birthday. I reckon lead boots, followed by a game of pin the tail on the donkey somewhere on the foredeck.

I think he heard you say that.. yesterday he was on deck. We were experiencing some unseasonably good weather for early November off the coast of England, the sun was shining through a slight fog, water was so calm it looked like glass.. and guess who shows up on deck in full wet weather gear?

gordonmull · 09-22-07, 09:01 PM

I'm scared now. If he did hear me he'll probably try extra hard!

Spruence M · 09-23-07, 12:27 AM

Another Year?

Apollo · 09-26-07, 12:22 AM

I shot him out of tube 3 while we where doing torpedo reloading.

He was back St.Nazire when I got back from the patrol sitting at the dock waiting.:hmm:

09-22-07, 10:53 AM	#1
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Bernard's Birthday is coming up Just 3 more days now till Dowly gets the cake and party ready! __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 11:12 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Does the cake have TNT in it? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-22-07, 11:16 AM	#3
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Ask Dowly as he is Bernard's Dad. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 11:37 AM	#5
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Did it work? Bernard is useful when he breathes CO2 in so our boat is more livable and also he brought a plant on board too. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 11:37 AM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	We need Balz to compose a happy birthday song for Bernard. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-22-07, 11:33 AM	#4
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,055 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I tried cyanide last year... :hmm:

09-22-07, 11:39 AM	#8
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	O please Brag can you make Balz sing this year's song please!!!! :rotfl: __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 05:33 PM	#9
StarFox Engineer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado, USA Posts: 216 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	your going about this all wrong. If you really want him to leave your boat, you hire some one to do it, rather then do it yourself and mess something up. It may take months or years, but it will be done ^^ __________________ Devoted fan of the SS United States, America's Flagship! I dream of her second life....

09-22-07, 07:13 PM	#10
andylegate Medic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SC, USA Posts: 168 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Are you sure Benard isn't over at my new VII U-45? He may have snuck on board and is "hot racking" it. I'm only wondering because of all the problems I've been having lately (IE destroyed conning tower, sonar operators that don't know the difference between Warships and Merchants......). I'm off to look at my crew roster right now! Mid-patrol or not, if I see Benard on the crew's list, he's going for a swim! LOL! __________________ My Real Life Navy Brag Page Below http://www1.freewebs.com/andylegate/

09-22-07, 07:44 PM	#11
gordonmull Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 269 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	We need to think of a present to give him for his birthday. I reckon lead boots, followed by a game of pin the tail on the donkey somewhere on the foredeck.

09-22-07, 09:01 PM	#13
gordonmull Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 269 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	I'm scared now. If he did hear me he'll probably try extra hard!

09-23-07, 12:27 AM	#14
Spruence M Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 14 Meters Posts: 394 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Another Year?

09-26-07, 12:22 AM	#15
Apollo Sailor man Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in Colorado Posts: 43 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I shot him out of tube 3 while we where doing torpedo reloading. He was back St.Nazire when I got back from the patrol sitting at the dock waiting.:hmm: __________________ "all you need is good men"