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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, your now living in the ice age....happy now.
I wish tempers weren't so short. |
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#4187 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted, they are nonexistent so that they do not get mad, they just blow your head off without warning.
I wish it were not quite as cold as it is this morning...
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#4188 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it is now absolutely freezing as per the morning before.
I wish the boot was on the other foot. |
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#4189 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, the boot is on the other foot, the one that the biatch across the desk just planted up yer bum for not giving her a lap dance at the Christmas party
I wish wishes were more crush resistant |
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#4190 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted they are, except for yours, JB's, Raptors, TF's, Koon's, etc, etc.,etc...
I wish it were not Monday...
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#4191 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it's actually Wednesday....and your late for work.
I wish the bitch that sits opposite me at work had not met my daughter this morning......she may need therapy now. |
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Ace of the Deep
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Granted, that bitch went to the shrink after meeting your daughter and he said she did not need therapy...your daughter does.
I wish JB would stop messing up his life with foolish wishes...
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#4193 |
The Old Man
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Granted, his wishes are pretty clever now but still brutally crushed into dust.
I wish that therapist was on vacation. |
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#4194 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but only in the mind of that bitch sitting opposite jimbuna at work.
I wish the vacation location was Bikini Atoll. |
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Granted the therapist goes on vacation at the Bikini Atoll, but he's hard of hearing and ends up at a little country famous for it's naked women called No Bikini At All
I wish I was vacationing there, too |
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#4196 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but the site of you cavorting about the beach scares everyone into leaving and you spend the rest of your holiday 'playing' with yourself.
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Navy Seal
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Granted, your submarine is now leaking, and Bernard misplaced the only screwdriver that fits in BdU's radio room
I wish you would be more aggressive
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#4198 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted, he becomes more aggressive and takes a leak on your computer, causing it to fry.....
I wish I had more credit...
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Ace of the Deep
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Granted. You receive an unlimited line of credit, from Lehman Brothers
I wish I knew what "Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna" meant. |
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#4200 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, now you know what "Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna" means, but now that you know, you must be terminated with extreme prejudice by NealT
I wish MothBalls hadn't wished the deadly wish Last edited by Digital_Trucker; 12-17-08 at 10:28 PM. |
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