Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 262

Digital_Trucker · 11-13-08, 12:18 PM

Granted, your sun is now shining, but it only shines where the sun used to not shine causing extreme discomfort and charring in the rectal area

I wish the mother of all bombs wasn't such a mother

bookworm_020 · 11-13-08, 06:07 PM

Granted, the mother all bombs explodes, taking out father of all bombs!

I wish it was the weekend

NealT · 11-13-08, 06:52 PM

It is, for me...but you still have 3 days left to do and then you have to work both of your days off without pay.

I wish it were not a full moon tonight...

Jimbuna · 11-14-08, 03:31 AM

Granted, it is only half a moon tonight....therefore all werewolves get a night off.

I wish I understood the meaning of misunderstanding.

Raptor1 · 11-14-08, 06:18 AM

Granted, now you understand why you do not understand

I wish the paradox could be solved with a good deal of bloodshed

Jimbuna · 11-14-08, 12:48 PM

Granted, but the blood is that of a sheep and is therefore not that important.

I wish too many cooks didn't spoil the broth.

Digital_Trucker · 11-14-08, 02:55 PM

Granted, too many cooks don't spoil the broth, they now spoil the brothel causing a massive uprising in the class of male inhabitant that cannot get female companionship without paying for it and ruining the tax base of the State of Nevada so that it goes backrupt and causes yet another government bail-out (this one proposed by Bill Clinton)

I wish life had an instruction manual

MothBalls · 11-14-08, 03:04 PM

Granted, you get the instruction manual. You find out is was written in Atlantis 25,000 years ago and you can't understand a word of it. After spending years translating it you find it's actually a long winded discussion of the truth behind the words, Life's a Bitch, then you die.

I wish I had an endless beer fountain.

Jimbuna · 11-14-08, 03:10 PM

Granted, but it's alcohol free beer.

I wish my fountain was a sherbit one.

TarJak · 11-14-08, 03:31 PM

Granted, your fountain now spouts sherbert when ever you do number ones.

I wish peoples idiosyncrasies were not used against them

Jimbuna · 11-14-08, 03:55 PM

Granted, especially when the source has a block of cheese for a brain.

I wish I don't fall for that one again.

Stealth Hunter · 11-15-08, 05:25 PM

Granted, but you do for another one.

I wish that I could revive the dead.

TarJak · 11-15-08, 07:30 PM

Granted, but now you have to live with Zombies who want to drain your life

I wish allegories were more substantial

Raptor1 · 11-15-08, 07:34 PM

Granted, like...alligators

I wish Alligators were less substantial

Koondawg · 11-15-08, 09:09 PM

Granted alligators are less substantial...but that doesn't change their feeding habits....now were back to the alligator infested swamp backing up into your casa...everything from your nuts down are now alligator food...

I wish Raptor had called Chuck Norris to come and kick the alligators asses...they would have eaten themselve's knowing it would have been less painfull than having an ass whoooping by Chucky

KD

11-13-08, 12:18 PM	#3916
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Granted, your sun is now shining, but it only shines where the sun used to not shine causing extreme discomfort and charring in the rectal area I wish the mother of all bombs wasn't such a mother __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

11-13-08, 06:07 PM	#3917
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, the mother all bombs explodes, taking out father of all bombs! I wish it was the weekend __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-13-08, 06:52 PM	#3918
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	It is, for me...but you still have 3 days left to do and then you have to work both of your days off without pay. I wish it were not a full moon tonight... __________________

11-14-08, 03:31 AM	#3919
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, it is only half a moon tonight....therefore all werewolves get a night off. I wish I understood the meaning of misunderstanding. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-14-08, 06:18 AM	#3920
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, now you understand why you do not understand I wish the paradox could be solved with a good deal of bloodshed __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

11-14-08, 12:48 PM	#3921
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but the blood is that of a sheep and is therefore not that important. I wish too many cooks didn't spoil the broth. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-14-08, 02:55 PM	#3922
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Granted, too many cooks don't spoil the broth, they now spoil the brothel causing a massive uprising in the class of male inhabitant that cannot get female companionship without paying for it and ruining the tax base of the State of Nevada so that it goes backrupt and causes yet another government bail-out (this one proposed by Bill Clinton) I wish life had an instruction manual __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

11-14-08, 03:04 PM	#3923
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Granted, you get the instruction manual. You find out is was written in Atlantis 25,000 years ago and you can't understand a word of it. After spending years translating it you find it's actually a long winded discussion of the truth behind the words, Life's a Bitch, then you die. I wish I had an endless beer fountain. Last edited by MothBalls; 11-14-08 at 03:05 PM.

11-14-08, 03:10 PM	#3924
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but it's alcohol free beer. I wish my fountain was a sherbit one. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-14-08, 03:31 PM	#3925
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, your fountain now spouts sherbert when ever you do number ones. I wish peoples idiosyncrasies were not used against them

11-14-08, 03:55 PM	#3926
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, especially when the source has a block of cheese for a brain. I wish I don't fall for that one again. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-15-08, 05:25 PM	#3927
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you do for another one. I wish that I could revive the dead.

11-15-08, 07:30 PM	#3928
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but now you have to live with Zombies who want to drain your life I wish allegories were more substantial

11-15-08, 07:34 PM	#3929
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, like...alligators I wish Alligators were less substantial __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

11-15-08, 09:09 PM	#3930
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted alligators are less substantial...but that doesn't change their feeding habits....now were back to the alligator infested swamp backing up into your casa...everything from your nuts down are now alligator food... I wish Raptor had called Chuck Norris to come and kick the alligators asses...they would have eaten themselve's knowing it would have been less painfull than having an ass whoooping by Chucky KD