Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 258

Raptor1 · 11-07-08, 03:18 AM

Granted, he covered them with 3 Italian factors

I wish the Italians would just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to

Koondawg · 11-07-08, 12:51 PM

Granted the Italians just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to...except a sub...now it's called an Italian Sub...with Mayo

You buy one,choking, because you bit off more than you can chew. The fat lady sitting across from Jimbo once again saves a life by hurling her 390# body across your torso to get the bit of sandwich, you savored so much, to dis-lodge from your throat...your crushed like your dream into a pool of mush...although while dis-lodging the bite of sandwich, which in turn hurls into the air, a dog from the sidelines jumps into the air swallowing the chuck of food which hours later he craps onto the floor...which causes four peoples death from slipping and falling....

I wish he had ordered chips with that meal....

KD

Digital_Trucker · 11-07-08, 01:08 PM

Granted, he ordered chips with that last meal, but they were Buffalo chips 'causing even more slipping and falling and dying and stinking and brown mess for the janitor (insert favorite subsimmer's name here) to clean up

I wish I could stop laughing at the image created by Koondawg's crush:rotfl:

Jimbuna · 11-07-08, 03:09 PM

Granted, you now start crying uncontrollably.

I wish cannibals had better taste.

TarJak · 11-07-08, 03:49 PM

Granted, they taste you with BBQ sauce

I wish the Axis would give up

rifleman13 · 11-07-08, 07:05 PM

Granted, they already did! And you have been tasked to hunt down for them using a nail and a paperclip...

I wish guns never jammed.

Task Force · 11-07-08, 07:06 PM

Granted, now they dont work at all.

I wish that Time would wait for me (when I want it to)

TarJak · 11-07-08, 07:10 PM

Granted, but whilst you are waiting history repeats and we all die horribly in the vacuum of space

I wish cream drushing was as gratifying as dream crushing

Task Force · 11-07-08, 07:15 PM

Granted now everytime you crush a dream you will step in a jiant ball of cream. (best I could do now)

I wish I was better at crushing dreams.

NealT · 11-07-08, 09:02 PM

I hate to tell you this, but you will never get better at it...in fact you will get worse.

I wish I had some lemon bars to eat tonight...

Koondawg · 11-08-08, 03:12 AM

Granted you get your lemon bars...but they come in the form of 6x12 planks with lemon pledge on em....the splinters alone kill you....although you crap out a small birdhouse before you die....

I wish small birdhouses were actually condos...for multiple families

KD

TarJak · 11-08-08, 03:20 AM

Granted, and as the protagonist for this movement you get to move your family into the first one and find that your sofa just won't fit through the hole in the front.

I wish I had a flame thrower

Jimbuna · 11-08-08, 06:46 AM

Granted, but your aim is bad and you incinerate the family pet, mistaking it for Task Force.

I wish conundrums were explicit.

Koondawg · 11-08-08, 08:32 AM

Granted conundrums are explicit...however they change the spelling to c-o-n-d-u-m-s...people rejoice and clowns start making balloon animals from them...

I wish insurgents glowed green in the dark...

Raptor1 · 11-08-08, 10:24 AM

Granted, they also irradiate anywhere they go to and are now known as Radiation Zombie Insurgents, only effective weapon against them is Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows

I wish I had some Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows

11-07-08, 03:18 AM	#3856
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, he covered them with 3 Italian factors I wish the Italians would just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

11-07-08, 12:51 PM	#3857
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted the Italians just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to...except a sub...now it's called an Italian Sub...with Mayo You buy one,choking, because you bit off more than you can chew. The fat lady sitting across from Jimbo once again saves a life by hurling her 390# body across your torso to get the bit of sandwich, you savored so much, to dis-lodge from your throat...your crushed like your dream into a pool of mush...although while dis-lodging the bite of sandwich, which in turn hurls into the air, a dog from the sidelines jumps into the air swallowing the chuck of food which hours later he craps onto the floor...which causes four peoples death from slipping and falling.... I wish he had ordered chips with that meal.... KD Last edited by Koondawg; 11-07-08 at 12:52 PM.

11-07-08, 01:08 PM	#3858
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Granted, he ordered chips with that last meal, but they were Buffalo chips 'causing even more slipping and falling and dying and stinking and brown mess for the janitor (insert favorite subsimmer's name here) to clean up I wish I could stop laughing at the image created by Koondawg's crush:rotfl: __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

11-07-08, 03:09 PM	#3859
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, you now start crying uncontrollably. I wish cannibals had better taste. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-07-08, 07:06 PM	#3862
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted, now they dont work at all. I wish that Time would wait for me (when I want it to) __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-07-08, 03:49 PM	#3860
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, they taste you with BBQ sauce I wish the Axis would give up

11-07-08, 07:05 PM	#3861
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, they already did! And you have been tasked to hunt down for them using a nail and a paperclip... I wish guns never jammed.

11-07-08, 07:10 PM	#3863
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but whilst you are waiting history repeats and we all die horribly in the vacuum of space I wish cream drushing was as gratifying as dream crushing

11-07-08, 07:15 PM	#3864
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted now everytime you crush a dream you will step in a jiant ball of cream. (best I could do now) I wish I was better at crushing dreams. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-07-08, 09:02 PM	#3865
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I hate to tell you this, but you will never get better at it...in fact you will get worse. I wish I had some lemon bars to eat tonight...

11-08-08, 03:12 AM	#3866
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted you get your lemon bars...but they come in the form of 6x12 planks with lemon pledge on em....the splinters alone kill you....although you crap out a small birdhouse before you die.... I wish small birdhouses were actually condos...for multiple families KD

11-08-08, 03:20 AM	#3867
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, and as the protagonist for this movement you get to move your family into the first one and find that your sofa just won't fit through the hole in the front. I wish I had a flame thrower

11-08-08, 06:46 AM	#3868
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but your aim is bad and you incinerate the family pet, mistaking it for Task Force. I wish conundrums were explicit. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-08-08, 08:32 AM	#3869
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted conundrums are explicit...however they change the spelling to c-o-n-d-u-m-s...people rejoice and clowns start making balloon animals from them... I wish insurgents glowed green in the dark...

11-08-08, 10:24 AM	#3870
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, they also irradiate anywhere they go to and are now known as Radiation Zombie Insurgents, only effective weapon against them is Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows I wish I had some Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory