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Old 09-03-14, 02:51 PM   #331
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LOL I've been called a deity many, many times.
It never involved a tectonic event though.
How Priapismic for you Fearless Leader! We 'rats of a lesser god' need all the help we can get. Just for You:
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Old 09-03-14, 05:46 PM   #332
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How Priapismic for you Fearless Leader! We 'rats of a lesser god' need all the help we can get. Just for You:
I wasn't bragging. Just stating a fact.

Oh, alright, I was bragging.


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Old 09-05-14, 11:00 AM   #333
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I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.
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Old 09-05-14, 02:01 PM   #334
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I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.
Ouch! Is it time to seek out 2.0?
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No, after all, I did surprise her without asking first...
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Old 09-05-14, 03:00 PM   #336
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I wasn't bragging. Just stating a fact.

Oh, alright, I was bragging.


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So you're the Captain of an escort, eh?
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Old 09-05-14, 08:26 PM   #337
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I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.
Hey no misquoting my sig ...unless your "three Sheets to the Wind" and even then she'll not like the "cut of your jib"!

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No, after all, I did surprise her without asking first...
Futile Frontal assaults are a tacit admission of the lack of the "art of war' especially when the rasping sound of your scaly bilgerat tail gives away your position in the dark to an experienced paramour with good hearing!!

Rats! foiled again!
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relief supplies...
Enjoy.
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^^By the way, I've already ruined all three of them. So don't go looking for love.
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Old 09-06-14, 12:13 PM   #340
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Remember: A woman has to be in the mood. A man just has to be in the room.

"Not tonight honey, I have a headache"

"That's ok, I just sprinkled it with powdered aspirin."
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Old 09-06-14, 01:17 PM   #341
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"That's ok, I just sprinkled it with powdered aspirin."
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This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die." Romeo and Juliet V iii 169-170
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Old 09-06-14, 01:24 PM   #342
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"O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die." Romeo and Juliet V iii 169-170
J: Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou?

R: Down here in thy bushes. Tosseth some White Cloud.
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Old 09-06-14, 01:42 PM   #343
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^^By the way, I've already ruined all three of them. So don't go looking for love.
Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about .
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Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about .
Entertainment!!!All we baby boomers ever got from mom was:...the rest we learned at the barbershop
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Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about .
My mum raised four male children and offered no warnings or advice. She just turned us loose on the world.

However, she did ask what I did to wife 2.0 after their first meeting. The only girl I ever brought home that she approved of.

I kept my answer brief and cryptic. *shrug*
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