The Bilge

Wolferz · 09-06-14, 10:54 AM

^^By the way, I've already ruined all three of them.

So don't go looking for love.

Tango589 · 09-06-14, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

^^By the way, I've already ruined all three of them.

So don't go looking for love.

Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about

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Aktungbby · 09-06-14, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about

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Entertainment!!!All we baby boomers ever got from mom was:

...the rest we learned at the barbershop

Wolferz · 09-06-14, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about

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My mum raised four male children and offered no warnings or advice. She just turned us loose on the world.

However, she did ask what I did to wife 2.0 after their first meeting. The only girl I ever brought home that she approved of.

I kept my answer brief and cryptic. *shrug*

Tango589 · 10-16-14, 03:51 PM

I've finished scrubbing the scorch marks off the galley AND the latrines, what news is there from the rest of the Bilge? (I did end up using Armisteads' toothbrush for the scrubbing. Should I tell him, or just put it back and not say anything when he wonders what the strange flavour is?)

Wolferz · 10-16-14, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I've finished scrubbing the scorch marks off the galley AND the latrines, what news is there from the rest of the Bilge? (I did end up using Armisteads' toothbrush for the scrubbing. Should I tell him, or just put it back and not say anything when he wonders what the strange flavour is?)

After consuming Donna's food and coffee I don't think he'll notice.

She uses that ten minute rule in the galley.

Aktungbby · 10-16-14, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I've finished scrubbing the scorch marks off the galley AND the latrines, what news is there from the rest of the Bilge? (I did end up using Armisteads' toothbrush for the scrubbing. Should I tell him, or just put it back and not say anything when he wonders what the strange flavour is?)

Nah! fewer moving parts!

Armistead · 10-16-14, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I've finished scrubbing the scorch marks off the galley AND the latrines, what news is there from the rest of the Bilge? (I did end up using Armisteads' toothbrush for the scrubbing. Should I tell him, or just put it back and not say anything when he wonders what the strange flavour is?)

No worries, I long ago gave that toothbrush to Donna to stir the bilge stew...

Wolferz · 10-17-14, 07:31 AM

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No worries, I long ago gave that toothbrush to Donna to stir the bilge stew...

Well now we know why the stew always tastes like diesel fuel and shoe soles.

Armistead · 10-17-14, 07:46 AM

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Well now we know why the stew always tastes like diesel fuel and shoe soles.

Well, everyones been saying it taste so much better than previous.

Anyway, here's a few pics I took of our last training session before patrol

Boys and Donna in the bilge training for something..

Our glorious leader....Capt. Wolferz

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