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Old 10-02-08, 05:38 PM   #3421
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Granted it is now inhabited by Vampire bats.

I wish I had a nice pen.

WOO HOO I started a new page.
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Old 10-02-08, 05:57 PM   #3422
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Granted, but it falls out of your pocket one day through a sewer grate and down into the mucky river of waste.

I wish that I had my own theme song.
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Old 10-02-08, 06:05 PM   #3423
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Granted but here it is. Be advise.

I wish that dum dinasuar would disappear forever.
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Old 10-02-08, 09:22 PM   #3424
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Granted, but Baby Bop becomes the host of the show and is even more sickly sweet and popular than Barney

I wish I didn't know about that show (darned kids)
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Old 10-02-08, 11:08 PM   #3425
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Granted, therefore you are more disgusted when you witness it for the first time all over again

I wish I had a...SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
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Old 10-03-08, 01:20 AM   #3426
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Granted you now have a spear and a magic helmet. Although your spear is only 3 inches long and covered with a rubber glow in the dark helmet, you can now frolic through the country-side. The farmers rejoice knowing the sheep are safe. There is a holiday named for you...Purple Helmet safety Day



I wish the coke machine would never run out of pink lemonade...
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Old 10-03-08, 02:16 AM   #3427
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Granted, the coke machine can never run out of pink lemonade because it will only accept ancient Greek talents as currancy. Since this coinage has not existed for over 2000 years looks like you're out of luck. Don't even think of trying to break into the machine either, the owners have it monitored 24-hour a day using trained attack lemurs and evil dwarves.

I wish all lemons were pink.
 
Old 10-03-08, 04:11 AM   #3428
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Granted,a mysterious pandemic causes all Lemons to be pink, world economy collapses as the Lemon black-market falls and we are all reduced to living the rest of our lives in the sewers

I wish I knew how that made sense
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Old 10-03-08, 06:14 AM   #3429
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Granted you do, but you are just unable to articulate that to others so they all think you are dumb.

I wish my Navy Field account would give me a bonus...
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Old 10-03-08, 06:23 AM   #3430
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Granted, a bonus to spread, reload and repair time

I wish my bottle of Coca Cola was omnipotent
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Old 10-03-08, 08:53 AM   #3431
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Granted, so now, between you, your a right omnipotent pair.

I wish my clothes would dry.
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Old 10-03-08, 09:00 AM   #3432
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Granted, your clothes dry, but they get so dry that they crumble and turn to ashes just as you are sitting down at the desk across from that biatch and she gets so turned on that she can't help but jump your bones

I wish I had a Tootsie-Roll
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Old 10-03-08, 09:15 AM   #3433
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Granted, Tootsie has come for a roll... in the hay with you.

I wish caramel was more chocolatey
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Old 10-03-08, 10:07 AM   #3434
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Granted, however the level of chocolate in the caramel puts the flavor out of balance and now it just tastes like dog poo.


I wish the glorious army of Ubootcomradeland to commence with Operation Thunderstrike: the airborne invasion of Raptorland.
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Granted, but the Raptorland Airforce throws itself at your transports, shooting them from the sky in flames. Operation Thunderstrike is a disaster of the first order and you are cashiered from the Uboatcomradeland armed forces in disgrace. You spend your days living in a septic tank wondering why everybody seems to crap on you all day long.

I wish that Raptorland expected every man to do his duty.
 
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