Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 229

Task Force · 10-02-08, 05:38 PM

Granted it is now inhabited by Vampire bats.

I wish I had a nice pen.

WOO HOO I started a new page.

Stealth Hunter · 10-02-08, 05:57 PM

Granted, but it falls out of your pocket one day through a sewer grate and down into the mucky river of waste.

I wish that I had my own theme song.

Task Force · 10-02-08, 06:05 PM

Granted but here it is. Be advise.

I wish that dum dinasuar would disappear forever.

TarJak · 10-02-08, 09:22 PM

Granted, but Baby Bop becomes the host of the show and is even more sickly sweet and popular than Barney

I wish I didn't know about that show (darned kids)

Raptor1 · 10-02-08, 11:08 PM

Granted, therefore you are more disgusted when you witness it for the first time all over again

I wish I had a...SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!

Koondawg · 10-03-08, 01:20 AM

Granted you now have a spear and a magic helmet. Although your spear is only 3 inches long and covered with a rubber glow in the dark helmet, you can now frolic through the country-side. The farmers rejoice knowing the sheep are safe. There is a holiday named for you...Purple Helmet safety Day

I wish the coke machine would never run out of pink lemonade...

10-03-08, 02:16 AM

Granted, the coke machine can never run out of pink lemonade because it will only accept ancient Greek talents as currancy. Since this coinage has not existed for over 2000 years looks like you're out of luck. Don't even think of trying to break into the machine either, the owners have it monitored 24-hour a day using trained attack lemurs and evil dwarves.

I wish all lemons were pink.

Raptor1 · 10-03-08, 04:11 AM

Granted,a mysterious pandemic causes all Lemons to be pink, world economy collapses as the Lemon black-market falls and we are all reduced to living the rest of our lives in the sewers

I wish I knew how that made sense

NealT · 10-03-08, 06:14 AM

Granted you do, but you are just unable to articulate that to others so they all think you are dumb.

I wish my Navy Field account would give me a bonus...

Raptor1 · 10-03-08, 06:23 AM

Granted, a bonus to spread, reload and repair time

I wish my bottle of Coca Cola was omnipotent

Jimbuna · 10-03-08, 08:53 AM

Granted, so now, between you, your a right omnipotent pair.

I wish my clothes would dry.

Digital_Trucker · 10-03-08, 09:00 AM

Granted, your clothes dry, but they get so dry that they crumble and turn to ashes just as you are sitting down at the desk across from that biatch and she gets so turned on that she can't help but jump your bones

I wish I had a Tootsie-Roll

TarJak · 10-03-08, 09:15 AM

Granted, Tootsie has come for a roll... in the hay with you.

I wish caramel was more chocolatey

ubootcomrade · 10-03-08, 10:07 AM

Granted, however the level of chocolate in the caramel puts the flavor out of balance and now it just tastes like dog poo.

I wish the glorious army of Ubootcomradeland to commence with Operation Thunderstrike: the airborne invasion of Raptorland.

10-03-08, 11:40 AM

Granted, but the Raptorland Airforce throws itself at your transports, shooting them from the sky in flames. Operation Thunderstrike is a disaster of the first order and you are cashiered from the Uboatcomradeland armed forces in disgrace. You spend your days living in a septic tank wondering why everybody seems to crap on you all day long.

I wish that Raptorland expected every man to do his duty.

10-02-08, 05:38 PM	#3421
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted it is now inhabited by Vampire bats. I wish I had a nice pen. WOO HOO I started a new page. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-02-08, 06:05 PM	#3423
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted but here it is. Be advise. I wish that dum dinasuar would disappear forever. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-02-08, 11:08 PM	#3425
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, therefore you are more disgusted when you witness it for the first time all over again I wish I had a...SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET! __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

10-03-08, 04:11 AM	#3428
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted,a mysterious pandemic causes all Lemons to be pink, world economy collapses as the Lemon black-market falls and we are all reduced to living the rest of our lives in the sewers I wish I knew how that made sense __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

10-03-08, 06:23 AM	#3430
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, a bonus to spread, reload and repair time I wish my bottle of Coca Cola was omnipotent __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory Last edited by Raptor1; 10-03-08 at 08:32 AM.

10-02-08, 05:57 PM	#3422
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it falls out of your pocket one day through a sewer grate and down into the mucky river of waste. I wish that I had my own theme song.

10-02-08, 09:22 PM	#3424
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but Baby Bop becomes the host of the show and is even more sickly sweet and popular than Barney I wish I didn't know about that show (darned kids)

10-03-08, 01:20 AM	#3426
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted you now have a spear and a magic helmet. Although your spear is only 3 inches long and covered with a rubber glow in the dark helmet, you can now frolic through the country-side. The farmers rejoice knowing the sheep are safe. There is a holiday named for you...Purple Helmet safety Day I wish the coke machine would never run out of pink lemonade...

10-03-08, 02:16 AM	#3427
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, the coke machine can never run out of pink lemonade because it will only accept ancient Greek talents as currancy. Since this coinage has not existed for over 2000 years looks like you're out of luck. Don't even think of trying to break into the machine either, the owners have it monitored 24-hour a day using trained attack lemurs and evil dwarves. I wish all lemons were pink.

10-03-08, 06:14 AM	#3429
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted you do, but you are just unable to articulate that to others so they all think you are dumb. I wish my Navy Field account would give me a bonus...

10-03-08, 08:53 AM	#3431
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, so now, between you, your a right omnipotent pair. I wish my clothes would dry. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-03-08, 09:00 AM	#3432
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Granted, your clothes dry, but they get so dry that they crumble and turn to ashes just as you are sitting down at the desk across from that biatch and she gets so turned on that she can't help but jump your bones I wish I had a Tootsie-Roll __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

10-03-08, 09:15 AM	#3433
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, Tootsie has come for a roll... in the hay with you. I wish caramel was more chocolatey

10-03-08, 10:07 AM	#3434
ubootcomrade Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 194 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Granted, however the level of chocolate in the caramel puts the flavor out of balance and now it just tastes like dog poo. I wish the glorious army of Ubootcomradeland to commence with Operation Thunderstrike: the airborne invasion of Raptorland. __________________ Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep.

10-03-08, 11:40 AM	#3435
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but the Raptorland Airforce throws itself at your transports, shooting them from the sky in flames. Operation Thunderstrike is a disaster of the first order and you are cashiered from the Uboatcomradeland armed forces in disgrace. You spend your days living in a septic tank wondering why everybody seems to crap on you all day long. I wish that Raptorland expected every man to do his duty.