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Granted you understand what 'THAT' is all about but you forget what when is all about and your late going anywhere.
I wish someone would tell me how lucky I am to be working here. |
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#3377 |
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Granted, you love the lipstick and fishnets, but it beats what your major was in college: clown soldier
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#3378 |
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Granted, you love the lipstick and fishnets, but it beats what your major was in college: clown soldier
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#3379 |
Stowaway
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Granted but unfortunately the M-288 Cream Pie Grenade was not in service during WW2 and the Mk-83 Gag Wig did not resemble the one shown and it was replaced by the Mk-141 Bald-Head skull cap anyway. Historians recognize your .gif as a fake and you are thoroughly discredited and are never listened to again. Everybody knows that the multi-coloured clown wigs were not introduced into combat until Korea, during the winter of 1951-52.
I wish politicians had to debate while wearing clown costumes. |
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#3380 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted but only with the men. The women have to well wear something to this effect....
![]() I wish somebody's lack of planning wasn't my friggen emergency |
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#3381 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted, it isn't...is is now everyone's emergency.
I wish boomers were bigger. |
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#3382 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, boomers are bigger. The number of letters has been increased by one and boomers are now bloomers
I wish my bloomers had lots of pretty missiles |
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#3383 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but some of them missiles are targetted at uranus.
I wish monopoly money was legal tender. |
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#3384 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, but you draw a "GO-TO-JAIL!" card, and you lose all your hotels. Deeply depressed, you commit suicide as the stock market crashes.
I wish that I could force Bobby McFerrin to dish out any tune I requested of him. |
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#3385 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, however for some reason you keep requesting "Don't worry, Be Happy" ad infinitum.
I wish Bobby McFerrin would sing something other than what Stealth Hunter keeps requesting. |
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#3386 |
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Granted, you will now be treated to endless Bobby McFerrin repititions of the theme song to Gilligan's Island. Enjoy.
I wish that the ridiculous was actually sublime. |
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#3387 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted, there are subliminal messages buried in the ridiculous and the next thing you know, you are putting on makeup and sauntering up to JB telling him you are his bit#@.
I wish Sarah Palin didn't have such good looking legs in her short leather skirt... |
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#3388 |
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Granted, she now has legs that resemble the arms of a gorilla....all the better to hug you with.
I wish politicians were truthful, honest and sincere. |
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#3389 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted but now they are your parents...
I wish RR technology would allow me to be in Houston in one hour for about 45 bux.... |
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#3390 |
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Granted, it allows you to be all over Houston in very small pieces
I wish that German armor was made out of swiss cheese and unable to defend across rivers
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