Is it wrong? - Page 2

Jimbuna · 09-30-13, 10:12 AM

Be sure to get yourself micro chipped...should help in the search for your body later.

STEED · 09-30-13, 10:24 AM

Don't really know.

Stealth mode
Handle the situation with extreme care.

BossMark · 09-30-13, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Don't really know.

Stealth mode
Handle the situation with extreme care.

Think I'll nip to the pub get pissed have a word with me best mate then have good nights kip then I'll ask her to come to Leeds see what she says about that........

Jimbuna · 09-30-13, 10:42 AM

Be sure to send me the air fare big boy.

BossMark · 09-30-13, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Be sure to send me the air fare big boy.

Well l do know what she looks like having all ready met her

Jimbuna · 09-30-13, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Well l do know what she looks like having all ready met her

You met the 'carrot'....what will visit will be the 'plant' or should I have typed 'triffid' ?

Herr-Berbunch · 09-30-13, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Well l do know what she looks like having all ready met her

Yeah, but I met a gorgeous brunette in a club in Singapore once, absolutely stunning, 6'+ in heels. The baritone voice put me off.

All I'm saying is - have you seen her in a skimpy bikini with no hiding places for 'anything'?

Jimbuna · 09-30-13, 11:07 AM

I can assure you that lump in the bikini bottom will not have been her mobile

BossMark · 09-30-13, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

All I'm saying is - have you seen her in a skimpy bikini with no hiding places for 'anything'?

Oh yes that's how I bumped into her I was walking away from the pool bar not looking where I was going and she got nearly 2 glasses of beer down her front

So after making my apologies I said "How about a swim to wash that off"
She agreed and boy you should have seen the look on me mates faces

Armistead · 09-30-13, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I can assure you that lump in the bikini bottom will not have been her mobile

I once worked at a club as a bouncer and often patrolled the parking lot. The club was part of an old motel that was still opened. Ever so often a tall black lady wearing a long blonde wig walked to the conv. store beside the lot. I knew she was a prostitute, because cars would pull in front of her room, flash lights and she would flash back or come get them. Men came and went from her room.

One night she passed me walking to the store so I said "how you doing"

She replied back with a deep male bass voice "fine, you"

Jimbuna · 09-30-13, 12:44 PM

This is the stuff that makes the internets so entertaining

kranz · 09-30-13, 01:03 PM

Post her picture - most subsim members have crystal balls but their usage applies only to politics, religion and similar topics.
Tits are excluded from that list.

BossMark · 09-30-13, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kranz

Post her picture - most subsim members have crystal balls but their usage applies only to politics, religion and similar topics.
Tits are excluded from that list.

Am off to the pub now will post her pictures tomorrow

Jimbuna · 09-30-13, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I once worked at a club as a bouncer and often patrolled the parking lot. The club was part of an old motel that was still opened. Ever so often a tall black lady wearing a long blonde wig walked to the conv. store beside the lot. I knew she was a prostitute, because cars would pull in front of her room, flash lights and she would flash back or come get them. Men came and went from her room.

One night she passed me walking to the store so I said "how you doing"

She replied back with a deep male bass voice "fine, you"

So you had quite an 'eventful' evening then

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Am off to the pub now will post her pictures tomorrow

I'll do that now for you if you want

AVGWarhawk · 09-30-13, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I once worked at a club as a bouncer and often patrolled the parking lot. The club was part of an old motel that was still opened. Ever so often a tall black lady wearing a long blonde wig walked to the conv. store beside the lot. I knew she was a prostitute, because cars would pull in front of her room, flash lights and she would flash back or come get them. Men came and went from her room.

One night she passed me walking to the store so I said "how you doing"

She replied back with a deep male bass voice "fine, you"

09-30-13, 10:12 AM	#16
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Be sure to get yourself micro chipped...should help in the search for your body later. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-30-13, 10:24 AM	#17
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Don't really know. Stealth mode Handle the situation with extreme care. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-30-13, 10:42 AM	#19
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Be sure to send me the air fare big boy. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-30-13, 11:07 AM	#23
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I can assure you that lump in the bikini bottom will not have been her mobile __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-30-13, 12:44 PM	#26
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	This is the stuff that makes the internets so entertaining __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-30-13, 01:03 PM	#27
kranz The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 1,430 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Post her picture - most subsim members have crystal balls but their usage applies only to politics, religion and similar topics. Tits are excluded from that list.