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Old 02-12-12, 03:21 PM   #16
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Looks like a clear case of a fat man in the bathtub.
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Old 02-12-12, 03:47 PM   #17
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Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
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Old 02-12-12, 04:16 PM   #18
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Why not try freeing the sloppy nose?
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Old 02-12-12, 05:32 PM   #19
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Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates titillating the one-eyed cotton candy.
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Why not try freeing the sloppy nose?
just so long as it's not sloppy-seconds.
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She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
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Whilst angering the pink prisoner
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Bludgeoning the chimney
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Reece!

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You should have seen your face! You looked like you were
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Old 02-14-12, 08:14 AM   #25
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She checked the coast was clear before tweaking the badger.

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Old 02-14-12, 11:51 AM   #26
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Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.

Perusing the legendary nether robot!


And....

Of course, back in my day we called it serving the stiff weeping banana.

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Old 02-14-12, 04:44 PM   #28
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Hey! Who's been bagging the orange raisin?
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Old 02-14-12, 04:50 PM   #29
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Or flossing the Polish chimp?
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should'nt that be "weasel"...




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