Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[NealT]

Granted Steed, but then the mosquitoes come, bite everyone, we all get infected with some nefarious disease, and die.

I wish I weren't so stupid when playing with my Commodo Firewall...

[Raptor1]

Granted, you have been stupid when playing with your Russian-built Nuclear Reactor

I wish the world was made out of high-fat cheese

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, the new wibble wobble shaped world is now made out of high fat cheese, so high in fat that it is actually lard and due to global warming, not very solid. We all sink to the center of the new wibble wobble shaped lard world and drown in fat by-products

I wish lard wasn't such a yucky word

[STEED]

Granted now its called love cream and you get to lick it off a fat womens buttocks.

I wish the world turn blue overnight and everyone drinks sea weed beer.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but when the tide goes out we all get thirsty again.

I wish my time had come.

[STEED]

Granted tune in to BBC1 for This is Your Life and pay the BBC £2000.

I wish the world was a mellow shade of Yellow and everyone was cool.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you can become a melon.

I wish I made more sense.

[Mush Martin]

Sadly there are somethings even miracles cannot provide
for.....request rejected here's a trout.


I wish I had a trout.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you have a trout. It's firmly entrenched in your left nostril and it's still alive (temporarily)

I wish I had a picture of that

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it turns out the picture has been Photoshopped.

I wish that I could be on the Titanic.

[SS107.9MHz]

Granted, you star on James Cameron's sequel, Titanic RETURNS, where a living dead army led by a seaweedy Di Caprio tries to take over the world. Unfortunately You're first scene is posing in the nude so that the undead Di caprio can paint U, and then proceed to make sweet dead lovin' with you...He then eats your brains.

I wish I knew what's the purpose of meaning

[Raptor1]

Granted, it has no purpose

I wish for a Frigate of 20 guns

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

I wish for a Frigate of 20 guns

Granted, but it is sunk shortly when confronted with the U-Boat crewed by gorgeous, intelligent women that I am about to wish upon myself.

I wish I had a type IX U-boat crewed by gorgeous, intelligent women and captained by me.

[TarJak]

Granted, The gorgeous intelligent women who crew your uboat are intelligent enough to mutiny and set you adrift on a life raft

I wish I had a better line

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, The gorgeous intelligent women who crew your uboat are intelligent enough to mutiny and set you adrift on a life raft

I wish I had a better line

Granted, but it is a fishing line.

I wish the bitch I sit opposite to at work is off sick when I arrive today.