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#2686 |
Rear Admiral
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Location: SPACE!!!!
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Granted but the only reason you know where it is is because you are in it.
I which that everyone on subsim (including me) who has at least 50 posts and follows the rules would get a free copy of the next silent hunter game. The deluxe version if there is one. ![]()
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#2687 |
Navy Seal
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Location: Stavka
Posts: 8,211
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Granted, but since you made no wish (Which's don't count), it cannot be granted or crushed
I wish Task Force didn't make such an easily exploitable mistake
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#2688 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it now makes multiple easily exploitable mastakes instead.
I wish my ticket to texas next month was cheaper. |
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#2689 |
Silent Hunter
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Location: The Peach State
Posts: 4,171
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Granted, your ticket to texas is cheaper, but now it is for last month
I wish I had a Mountain Dew |
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#2690 |
Silent Hunter
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Location: Y'ha-Nthlei
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Granted, but it turns out it is literally mountain dew... fresh from this morning.
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#2691 |
Ace of the Deep
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Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna
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Granted, but then the hairs dig into your skin and your jaw is wired shut.
I wish I had been the one to win the $1,000,000 on DOND last night... |
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#2692 |
Silent Hunter
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Location: The Peach State
Posts: 4,171
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Granted, you are now a ditzy blonde from Texas
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#2693 |
Stowaway
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Granted, they poured it onto your living room floor instead.
I wish the enemy was not at the gates. |
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#2694 |
Navy Seal
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Location: Stavka
Posts: 8,211
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Granted, he's already inside
I wish the enemy would go away
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#2695 |
Planesman
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Location: United Kingdom
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Granted, the imperial forces of communist Ubootcomradeland who have invaded raptor1land for the 18th time this month, manage to get through the gates of raptorgrad and spend 2 days raping and pillaging and eating icecream, but they soon leave when they get bored and take the national supply of icecream with them.
I wish I would stop invading raptorland.
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Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep. |
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#2696 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, you decide to invade Poland instead untimately resulting in you blowing your brains out in a bunker somewhere in Berlin.
I wish my wife would hurry up and arrive so we can go out |
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#2697 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but she arrives with a boat load of company from work and they expect a welcome drink, a few nibbles, oh....and a movie if you don't mind.
I wish the bitch sitting opposite me at work was TarJaks blind date at the SS Meet next month. |
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#2698 |
Navy Seal
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Location: Stavka
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Granted, but since we have destroyed her so many times already, TarJak must accept a twisted pile of meat as his date
I wish twisted piles of meat tasted better
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Silent Hunter
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Location: Storming the beaches!
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Granted, your ten-man orgy now has a can of whipped cream. Enjoy the sausage!:rotfl: I wish people would use their damn turn indicators (properly) when they drive.
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#2700 |
Silent Hunter
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Location: The Peach State
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Granted, people now use their damn turn indicators (properly) when they drive, but since they never check to see if the damn things work or not, they don't work
I wish things worked all the time |
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