Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 161

UnderseaLcpl · 08-21-08, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raptor1

I wish I didn't have to have retribution

Granted, now you suffer terrible pain and ultimately death at the hands of an unprovoked aggressor.

I wish they could find and convict Raptor1's killer, whilst never convicting me.

08-21-08, 01:37 PM

Granted, they find and convict him of performing a valuable public service. His killer is punished by gifts of endless wealth and compliant super-models. You on the other hand are never thought of again.

I wish that catma was the opposite of dogma.

Raptor1 · 08-21-08, 01:43 PM

Granted, but the meaning of both words now baffle you twice as much

I wish for a glass of Sodium Nitrate

Jimbuna · 08-21-08, 03:34 PM

Granted, now your food never tastes the same.

I wish ostriches could fly.

Tango589 · 08-21-08, 04:09 PM

Granted, but they lay their eggs in mid-flight and one hits you on the head.

I wish I was Pope.

Digital_Trucker · 08-21-08, 04:11 PM

Granted, you are Pope, but you are the Pope of Poop

I wish that the Space-Time Continuum was easier to fix once it was ripped

Tango589 · 08-21-08, 04:15 PM

Granted, but your sewing skill just aint up to the job, bucko!

I wish I didn't have to keep looking back over 2-3 pages of crushed dreams to catch up on whats happened.

Jimbuna · 08-21-08, 04:31 PM

Granted, now you have to read back 6 pages.

I wish my supper was ready.

TarJak · 08-21-08, 04:38 PM

Granted, but instead of Vindaloo you have steamed green vegetables and instead of rice you have gruell.

I wish I had a vindaloo with rice and papadams and a nice cucmber raita

Digital_Trucker · 08-21-08, 04:39 PM

Granted, but you can't eat it because your lips have been superglued together

I wish I knew what all that crap was

08-21-08, 05:42 PM

Granted but after investigating you discover all that crap was paid for with your money and bought on your behalf. All fingers of guilt are pointed in your direction and the mere fact that you are innocent of killing the pig for the vindaloo or building the dams in the papadam mean nothing. You are hounded by exotic food fanatics anxious to acquire your bits and pieces for some nice take-out steak and kidney pie. Eventually they will catch you.

I wish for a fishing trip to Calabogie.

ubootcomrade · 08-21-08, 05:47 PM

Granted, but you find that all the fish have been stolen by TarJak

I wish I knew how Tony and STEED were getting along.

NealT · 08-21-08, 06:10 PM

Granted but how they are doing is not as interesting as WHAT they are doing. :rotfl:

I wish I had a bigger hard drive because I need more space to save games...

Raptor1 · 08-21-08, 06:19 PM

Granted, but it's so big it cannot fit into the case

I wish I had the new Crush-O-Matic 2000

NealT · 08-21-08, 06:27 PM

Granted, but most of the ones they built had a defect that not only crushed, they mangled, twisted, crushed, and distorted beyond repair, and with you needing glasses, the most likely thing that would happen would be you would miss the ice and get your computer instead, thereby leaving you without internet and without the money to purchase another computer since they are charging 5 times the price of an Alien computer for one crushomatic 2000.

I wish I had some hot sauce to go along with my leftover spaghetti I had to warm up in my microwave so that my wife could go to the store.

08-21-08, 01:43 PM	#2403
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but the meaning of both words now baffle you twice as much I wish for a glass of Sodium Nitrate __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-21-08, 03:34 PM	#2404
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, now your food never tastes the same. I wish ostriches could fly. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-21-08, 04:09 PM	#2405
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, but they lay their eggs in mid-flight and one hits you on the head. I wish I was Pope. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

08-21-08, 04:11 PM	#2406
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Granted, you are Pope, but you are the Pope of Poop I wish that the Space-Time Continuum was easier to fix once it was ripped __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

08-21-08, 04:15 PM	#2407
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, but your sewing skill just aint up to the job, bucko! I wish I didn't have to keep looking back over 2-3 pages of crushed dreams to catch up on whats happened. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

08-21-08, 01:37 PM	#2402
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, they find and convict him of performing a valuable public service. His killer is punished by gifts of endless wealth and compliant super-models. You on the other hand are never thought of again. I wish that catma was the opposite of dogma.

08-21-08, 04:31 PM	#2408
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, now you have to read back 6 pages. I wish my supper was ready. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-21-08, 04:38 PM	#2409
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but instead of Vindaloo you have steamed green vegetables and instead of rice you have gruell. I wish I had a vindaloo with rice and papadams and a nice cucmber raita

08-21-08, 04:39 PM	#2410
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Granted, but you can't eat it because your lips have been superglued together I wish I knew what all that crap was __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

08-21-08, 05:42 PM	#2411
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted but after investigating you discover all that crap was paid for with your money and bought on your behalf. All fingers of guilt are pointed in your direction and the mere fact that you are innocent of killing the pig for the vindaloo or building the dams in the papadam mean nothing. You are hounded by exotic food fanatics anxious to acquire your bits and pieces for some nice take-out steak and kidney pie. Eventually they will catch you. I wish for a fishing trip to Calabogie.

08-21-08, 05:47 PM	#2412
ubootcomrade Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 194 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you find that all the fish have been stolen by TarJak I wish I knew how Tony and STEED were getting along. __________________ Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep.

08-21-08, 06:10 PM	#2413
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted but how they are doing is not as interesting as WHAT they are doing. :rotfl: I wish I had a bigger hard drive because I need more space to save games...

08-21-08, 06:19 PM	#2414
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it's so big it cannot fit into the case I wish I had the new Crush-O-Matic 2000 __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-21-08, 06:27 PM	#2415
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted, but most of the ones they built had a defect that not only crushed, they mangled, twisted, crushed, and distorted beyond repair, and with you needing glasses, the most likely thing that would happen would be you would miss the ice and get your computer instead, thereby leaving you without internet and without the money to purchase another computer since they are charging 5 times the price of an Alien computer for one crushomatic 2000. I wish I had some hot sauce to go along with my leftover spaghetti I had to warm up in my microwave so that my wife could go to the store.