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Old 08-21-08, 12:01 AM   #2371
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Granted, but your pencil only checks Sanskrit

I wish people would make more sense by making less sense
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Old 08-21-08, 01:11 AM   #2372
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Granted, the mole on your lip becomes less sensical than the underpanst your father wore last week

I wish I knew what the hell I was talking about
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Old 08-21-08, 01:27 AM   #2373
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Granted, but it still makes no sense.

I wish that everyone did possess common sense, as set down by Thomas Paine.
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Old 08-21-08, 02:09 AM   #2374
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Granted, but the common sense is my sense, leading the world to ultimate chaos

I wish I knew when a Croquet mallet can be a billy club
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Old 08-21-08, 02:27 AM   #2375
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Granted, but you only realise after you hit yourself over the head.

I wish love wasn't blind.
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Quote:
I wish love wasn't blind.
Granted then the gerbal could actually see where it's going....


I wish we all had a beer, we could toast....
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Granted, but if she could see, she wouldn't date you.

I wish I knew what my dog was thinking.....
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Old 08-21-08, 02:56 AM   #2378
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Granted, it's planning to steal Koon's beer

I wish the weather was better
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Old 08-21-08, 04:29 AM   #2379
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Granted, but only marginally better than Siberia.

I wish derogitary terms were complimentary.
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Old 08-21-08, 05:33 AM   #2380
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Granted Ninny

I wish for eggs benedict fresh hot
perfectly made and uncorrupted completely
by wish crushers
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Old 08-21-08, 05:37 AM   #2381
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Granted, but you have to pick it up from the bottom of the Mariana Trench (No deliveries!)

I wish I hadn't wished this wish
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Old 08-21-08, 05:52 AM   #2382
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Granted


I wish I could send raptor1 to go pick up my breakfast
off of the floor of the pacific.
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Old 08-21-08, 07:08 AM   #2383
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Granted, but he uses a shovel he earlier used to shovel cow dung with.

I wish an eskimo roll was edible.
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Granted, they are now made with rancid seal flippers and boiled cod cheeks, garnished with lark's vomit and served on an inverted kayak.

I wish (the water in) the kettle would hurry up and boil.
 
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Granted, but it boils so rapidly that it evaporates

I wish I hadn't just eaten breakfast before reading that last crush
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