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Granted, but your pencil only checks Sanskrit
I wish people would make more sense by making less sense
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Granted, the mole on your lip becomes less sensical than the underpanst your father wore last week
I wish I knew what the hell I was talking about |
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Granted, but it still makes no sense.
I wish that everyone did possess common sense, as set down by Thomas Paine. |
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Granted, but the common sense is my sense, leading the world to ultimate chaos
I wish I knew when a Croquet mallet can be a billy club
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#2375 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but you only realise after you hit yourself over the head.
I wish love wasn't blind. |
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I wish we all had a beer, we could toast.... |
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I wish I knew what my dog was thinking.....
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Granted, it's planning to steal Koon's beer
I wish the weather was better
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#2379 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but only marginally better than Siberia.
I wish derogitary terms were complimentary. |
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Granted, but you have to pick it up from the bottom of the Mariana Trench (No deliveries!)
I wish I hadn't wished this wish
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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but he uses a shovel he earlier used to shovel cow dung with.
I wish an eskimo roll was edible. |
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Granted, they are now made with rancid seal flippers and boiled cod cheeks, garnished with lark's vomit and served on an inverted kayak.
I wish (the water in) the kettle would hurry up and boil. |
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, but it boils so rapidly that it evaporates
I wish I hadn't just eaten breakfast before reading that last crush |
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