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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, all you need now is the ordnance for it.
I wish all colours were blue to the eye. |
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Fleet Admiral
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Granted they are, but now when driving you end up hitting a blue brick wall
I wish blue was green |
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#2269 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, there is however it is not where you can see it due to a lack of perspective in its 2D universe.
I wish I understood the 4th dimension |
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Silent Hunter
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I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
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#2271 |
Navy Seal
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Location: Stavka
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Granted
![]() I wish I could get Portal's "Still Alive" song out of my head (It's been months since I played the game)
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#2272 |
Planesman
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Granted, it is replaced by the telletubbys theme tune, enjoy your descent into insanity
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Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep. |
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#2273 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, that song is replaced by The Wombles of Wimbledon Common song.
I wish this bitch sitting opposite me would lock herself in a cell for 6 months. |
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#2274 |
Planesman
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Granted, but you get locked in there with her.
I wish old age wasnt slowing down jimbuna :rotfl:
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Silent Hunter
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Location: The Peach State
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Granted, it speeds him up instead and he steadily accelerates to and past the speed of light and we now concurrently can't hear him and hear nothing but him and it's getting dark in here, where did the light go?
I wish I wasn't going mad |
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#2276 |
Navy Seal
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Granted, you are only becoming slightly deranged
I wish FuMO was a sort of pizza that tasted like you're drinking coke at the same time
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#2277 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, the FuMo pizza you just ate is causing molto fumo!
I wish I could avoid the next round of boring meetings |
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#2278 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, you are sent into the next room to participate in the next boring debate instead.
I wish crocodile tears were consumable. |
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, they are, but so are you and you are, by the crocodile
I wish this guy would stop rolling around:rotfl: |
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Eternal Patrol
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Granted but he is stopped by the front fender
of your Red with white leather 67 caddy convertible and totals it. your claim is denied with insurance because of electronic evidence they found on the internet on a website called subsim where they have found proof that you were wishing for such an event to happen, as a consequence your charged with insurance fraud and due to mounting legal tie ups and expenses. your suddenly bankrupt homeless and without even a bottle of aftershave to drink, fortunately your luck changes when suddenly you find a deceased bigfoot. I wish my tea biscuits hadnt turned out quite that dry. |
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