Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[TarJak]

Granted, magnets repel you so much that you puke.

I wish it would warm up here a little

[Jimbuna]

Granted, everything little is warmed up.

I wish it was time for a kit kat.

[TarJak]

Granted, a sabre toothe kit kat bites your head off.

I wish for daffodils

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, but you get rose's instead :p


I wish for pancakes to have rights just like us Humans. :rotfl:

[Raptor1]

Granted, since humans have no rights, neither do the pancakes

I wish for nuclear marshmallow pizza

Granted, but you only have warm beer to wash it down with and then you contract radiation sickness.

I wish the four food groups were pizza, beer, chicken wings and munchies.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but recent studies suggest that following this diet will reduce your life expectancy to below 40 years...

I wish for a good whack on the head right now...

[Raptor1]

Granted, where's my maul...

I wish I could find me maul

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, but now rifleman13 has stuck his head up his bum so you can't whack it

I wish I was the Wizard of Oz

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by rifleman13

Granted, but recent studies suggest that following this diet will reduce your life expectancy to below 40 years...

I wish for a good whack on the head right now...

Granted, but the whack brings you out of you coma, where you realise that everything you thought you had previousy done was, in fact, a dream and there is no Subsim.

I wish I could talk to the animals.

Double Crush Time

Originally Posted by Digital_Trucker

Granted, but now rifleman13 has stuck his head up his bum so you can't whack it

I wish I was the Wizard of Oz

Granted, but Dorothy claims that you tried to molest her and you are arrested. Your lawyer gets the charges dropped but now you are being sued by the Lion for making him cry. The Yellow Brick Road need to be replaced, the munchkins have started to revolt and some straw guy is planning a coup. Did I mention the smelly little gift Toto left on your floor...

Tango589 wrote:
I wish I could talk to the animals.

Granted, you can talk to them all you wish but they still won't listen.

I wish the world would stop rotating.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, but now the planet doesn't suck and we all fall off

I wish I was omnipotent and my dreams were uncrushable

[Raptor1]

Granted, but being omnipotent, you know that refusing to have your dreams crushed will result in the universe's destruction, so you step down from your position after 2 minutes

I wish it was now later before the time runs out

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, but a time paradox makes it 60 years later and you find yourself on your death bed.

I wish I had a nice warm cup of coffee that wasnt poisioned, spat in, peed in, cold, dried up, made in china,russia or Italy, locked in a box, closet, wardrobe or chest of drawers, lost, in another country, stolen by tony blair, steed, Hitler, the kaiser, putin, Raptor1, Bernard, that shady guy, toto, tojo, stalin gordon brown, geroge bush, david jason, hugh laurie or the straw guy and it couldnt be crused by another wish.

[rifleman13]

Granted, Digital_Trucker stepped down as the Omnipotent one and the resulting political fallout spreads into Raptorland, causing civil war...

Beaten to the punch:

Originally Posted by ubootcomrade

I wish I had a nice warm cup of coffee that wasnt poisioned, spat in, peed in, cold, dried up, made in china,russia or Italy, locked in a box, closet, wardrobe or chest of drawers, lost, in another country, stolen by tony blair, steed, Hitler, the kaiser, putin, Raptor1, Bernard, that shady guy, toto, the straw guy and it couldnt be crused by another wish.

Granted, but you have to get it from Area 51... Note: The guards there will shoot anybody on sight if they don't follow the guard's orders to halt...
Have fun with your coffee!

I wish a perfect, free-dream-crushing, day, everyday!