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Old 08-13-08, 06:56 PM   #2116
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Granted, Digital Trucker is now the world's fastest typist but he uses his new-found skills in terrorizing every thread in the forum...

I wish we can make this thread in the as the "World's Longest Thread!"
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Old 08-13-08, 06:57 PM   #2117
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Granted, it makes it into the record books in 2031.

I wish I had £30
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Old 08-13-08, 07:08 PM   #2118
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Granted, in counterfeit

I wish I knew where you got them counterfeits
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Old 08-13-08, 07:54 PM   #2119
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Granted, I got them, among other stuff *dodgy look* from the shady bloke with the hat and the trench coat in the alley way over there.....God, i miss my kidney.


I wish he would give my kidney back.
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Old 08-13-08, 08:09 PM   #2120
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Granted, however he gives it back in the form of a steak and kidney pie with onion gravy. Eat up and enjoy!

I wish that crush wasn't in such bad taste.
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Granted, the crush is no longer in bad taste, it is the steak and kidney pie with onion gravy that tastes bad. After all, cannibalism is just having someone for dinner. Probably without their consent.

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Old 08-13-08, 09:18 PM   #2122
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mmhhh....cannibal kidney pie...


Granted, however your dirty mind takes you to places that are too perverted even for this thread.

I wish i had more cannibal kidney pie.
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Old 08-13-08, 09:23 PM   #2123
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Granted, you are now arrested by the authorities as an accomplice of a wanted cannibal and for desecrating human remains. You are quickly tried and convicted then sentenced for the rest of your life in the most desolate prison on Earth...
Have a nice day!

I wish the judge was more lenient on ubootcomrade...
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Old 08-13-08, 09:43 PM   #2124
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Granted, he's been granted bail and is on his way to your house looking for kidneys.

I wish I could get this thread on a better track.
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Old 08-13-08, 09:46 PM   #2125
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Granted, but we all know its going to get worse before it gets better...

I wish I knew what Bernard was doing nowadays.
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Old 08-13-08, 09:54 PM   #2126
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Granted, ubootcomrade walks away scott free to become the most famous cannibal kidney pie maker in the universe

I wish "The Sound of Music" had been made with a Led Zeppelin soundtrack


Edit : Oops, guess I'm not really the fastest typist in the world:rotfl:
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Old 08-13-08, 09:57 PM   #2127
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Granted but the only record your mother had for the twenty five
yrs you were in grade two was South Pacific.

I wish the Tune from Jeopardy would get stuck in everyones
heads.... dum da da da dum da da.... dum da di da di da di da da da...
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Old 08-13-08, 10:06 PM   #2128
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Granted but (somewhere in a secret military base) A person with the song stuck in there head and accidently presses a button that fires a missle at your house/apartment/box in allyway, and blows you up.

I wish I could crush dreams better.
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Old 08-13-08, 10:08 PM   #2129
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Granted but then nobody likes you anymore.

I wish I had a blank tape so I could keep the mime
next door up. say is it appropriate to use a silencer
do you think?
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Granted, but since nobody likes mimes anyway, your actions win you fame and fortune. Eventually however, your 15-minutes of fame end and UNCAM (United Nations Commission against Abuse of Mimes) has you brought before Judge Judy for crimes against entertainers. You are convicted of mimecide, financially ruined and become a sad, pathetic has-been. Eventually you find your way into Z-list reality shows as comic relief but even that doesn't last. You end your days living in an ally bumming cigarette butts from the guy with the trenchcoat who sells things and gives you steak and kidney pies with onion gravy. They taste funny.

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