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Grey Wolf
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Granted, Digital Trucker is now the world's fastest typist but he uses his new-found skills in terrorizing every thread in the forum...
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Planesman
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Granted, it makes it into the record books in 2031.
I wish I had £30
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Navy Seal
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Granted, in counterfeit
I wish I knew where you got them counterfeits
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Planesman
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Granted, I got them, among other stuff *dodgy look* from the shady bloke with the hat and the trench coat in the alley way over there.....God, i miss my kidney.
I wish he would give my kidney back.
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#2120 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, however he gives it back in the form of a steak and kidney pie with onion gravy. Eat up and enjoy!
![]() I wish that crush wasn't in such bad taste. |
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Stowaway
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Granted, the crush is no longer in bad taste, it is the steak and kidney pie with onion gravy that tastes bad. After all, cannibalism is just having someone for dinner. Probably without their consent.
I wish I could visit any place that I could imagine. |
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Planesman
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mmhhh....cannibal kidney pie...
Granted, however your dirty mind takes you to places that are too perverted even for this thread. I wish i had more cannibal kidney pie. ![]()
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#2123 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted, you are now arrested by the authorities as an accomplice of a wanted cannibal and for desecrating human remains. You are quickly tried and convicted then sentenced for the rest of your life in the most desolate prison on Earth...
Have a nice day! I wish the judge was more lenient on ubootcomrade... |
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#2124 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, he's been granted bail and is on his way to your house looking for kidneys.
I wish I could get this thread on a better track. |
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Planesman
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Granted, but we all know its going to get worse before it gets better...
I wish I knew what Bernard was doing nowadays.
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, ubootcomrade walks away scott free to become the most famous cannibal kidney pie maker in the universe
I wish "The Sound of Music" had been made with a Led Zeppelin soundtrack Edit : Oops, guess I'm not really the fastest typist in the world:rotfl: |
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#2127 |
Eternal Patrol
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Granted but the only record your mother had for the twenty five
yrs you were in grade two was South Pacific. I wish the Tune from Jeopardy would get stuck in everyones heads.... dum da da da dum da da.... dum da di da di da di da da da... |
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#2128 |
Rear Admiral
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Granted but (somewhere in a secret military base) A person with the song stuck in there head and accidently presses a button that fires a missle at your house/apartment/box in allyway, and blows you up.
![]() I wish I could crush dreams better.
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Granted, but since nobody likes mimes anyway, your actions win you fame and fortune. Eventually however, your 15-minutes of fame end and UNCAM (United Nations Commission against Abuse of Mimes) has you brought before Judge Judy for crimes against entertainers. You are convicted of mimecide, financially ruined and become a sad, pathetic has-been. Eventually you find your way into Z-list reality shows as comic relief but even that doesn't last. You end your days living in an ally bumming cigarette butts from the guy with the trenchcoat who sells things and gives you steak and kidney pies with onion gravy. They taste funny.
I wish I owned a successful book store. |
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