Winter temperatures

SUBMAN1 · 10-25-08, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosencrantz

Oh, I'm sorry. It happens to me from time to time...

-RC-

:rotfl:

-S

August · 10-25-08, 07:29 PM

Although it's obsolete now I've always liked the New England version:

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60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40° F:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F:
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.

10° F below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

25° F below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° F below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° F below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."

460° F below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!

500° F below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series!

magic452 · 10-26-08, 02:14 AM

August
It must be colder I though, the Red Sox have won two world series. Does this mean
that it's -1000 F. Or maybe you mean the Cubs.

Diopos · 10-26-08, 02:34 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: (all posts).

Makes you wonder at what temperature bank assets "freeze"....

August · 10-26-08, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magic452

August
It must be colder I though, the Red Sox have won two world series. Does this mean
that it's -1000 F. Or maybe you mean the Cubs.

Yeah that's why I say it's obsolete now.

But hey it stood true for, what, 80 some odd years?

Task Force · 10-26-08, 12:22 PM

Haha, around here.
foggy outside, Finder Benders
One raindrop falls, you get numerious accidents
snow falls, people go crazy, accidents allover the place. (people start acting like the worlds gona end) Maby is is becuase we get snow everytime h*** freezes over.
Black Ice with snow, Almost all life stops, people start makeing wills before going out on the roads.:rotfl: Well maby not wills, but checking insurance on the car.

magic452 · 10-27-08, 01:11 AM

Sorry I didn't notice the obsolete comment.

BTW where on the chart does "A witches tit" fall

Hylander_1314 · 10-27-08, 09:32 AM

Comin' from Detroit, I used to laugh as the only time mom would drive with the top up on the convertible was if it was raining or snowing. Nothing better than that humid biting cold around the Great Lakes. It would go through 4 pairs of corderoy trousers and leave you numb in a few minutes, so we never stopped moving as kids.

Tchocky · 10-27-08, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

460° F below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!

T driver said that to me once. I would have hit him had I been able to move my arms.

I guess you can spot someone's first New England winter at about 20 paces :p

10-26-08, 02:34 AM	#4
Diopos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Athens, the original one. Posts: 1,226 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: (all posts). Makes you wonder at what temperature bank assets "freeze".... __________________ - Oh God! They're all over the place! CRASH DIVE!!! - Ehm... we can't honey. We're in the car right now. - What?... er right... Doesn't matter! We'll give it a try anyway!

10-26-08, 12:22 PM	#6
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Haha, around here. foggy outside, Finder Benders One raindrop falls, you get numerious accidents snow falls, people go crazy, accidents allover the place. (people start acting like the worlds gona end) Maby is is becuase we get snow everytime h*** freezes over. Black Ice with snow, Almost all life stops, people start makeing wills before going out on the roads.:rotfl: Well maby not wills, but checking insurance on the car. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-27-08, 09:32 AM	#8
Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	Comin' from Detroit, I used to laugh as the only time mom would drive with the top up on the convertible was if it was raining or snowing. Nothing better than that humid biting cold around the Great Lakes. It would go through 4 pairs of corderoy trousers and leave you numb in a few minutes, so we never stopped moving as kids. __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------

10-26-08, 02:14 AM	#3
magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	August It must be colder I though, the Red Sox have won two world series. Does this mean that it's -1000 F. Or maybe you mean the Cubs.

10-27-08, 01:11 AM	#7
magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Sorry I didn't notice the obsolete comment. BTW where on the chart does "A witches tit" fall