Winter temperatures
 

All degrees are Celsius degrees.

+10 People turns the heat on, exept in Finland where they are planting flowers.

+5 In Finland people are going to beach - if the sun happens to get over the horizon.

+2 Cars made in Italy won't start.

0 Distilled water freezes.

-1 Breath become visible. People are planning holiday in the south. In Finland people are eating icecream and drinking cold beer.

-4 Cat wants to share bed with you.

-10 Time to start planning a holiday in the Africa. In Finland people are going to swim.

-12 Too cold for snowing.

-15 Cars made in USA won't start.

-18 In Finland people turns the heat on.

-20 Breathing becomes noisy.

-22 Cars made in France won't start. It's too cold for ice skating.

-23 Politicans starts worrying about the homeless people.

-24 Cars made in Germany won't start.

-26 Breath can be cut and used for building iglus.

-29 Cat wants to share your pyjama.

-30 Cars made in Japan won't start. A Finn curses, kicks the tire and goes to start Lada or some other car made in Russia.

-31 Kissing becomes impossible, lips would freeze together. In Finland football teams starts planning the summer season.

-35 It's time to stay in hot bath at least next two weeks. In Finland they take snow off the roofs.

-39 Quicksilver freezes. Too cold for thinking. In Finland men don't go out without a shirt.

-40 In Finland men don't go out without a coat.

-45 In Finland people close bathroom's window.

-50 Sea lions are leaving the Grönland. In Finland people are wearing gloves.

-70 Polar bears leaves the North Pole. It's a sportday in universities in Finland.

-75 Santa Claus leaves Lappland. Finnish women are wearing hats.

-250 Alcohol freezes. People in Finland become angry.

-268 Helium turns to a liquid.

-270 Hell freezes.

-273,15 Absolute Zero. Molecules stop moving. Even in Finland they admit it's getting a little bit cool outside - and ask you to give another drink.


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Let me know if there is bad mistakes in grammer.

-RC-

I think you messed up the position of French and American cars. :D

-S

Oh, I'm sorry. It happens to me from time to time... :lol:


-RC-

:rotfl:

-S

:D Although it's obsolete now I've always liked the New England version:

August
It must be colder I though, the Red Sox have won two world series. Does this mean
that it's -1000 F. Or maybe you mean the Cubs.:lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: (all posts).

Makes you wonder at what temperature bank assets "freeze"....:huh:

Yeah that's why I say it's obsolete now. :D But hey it stood true for, what, 80 some odd years?

Haha, around here.
foggy outside, Finder Benders
One raindrop falls, you get numerious accidents
snow falls, people go crazy, accidents allover the place. (people start acting like the worlds gona end) Maby is is becuase we get snow everytime h*** freezes over.
Black Ice with snow, Almost all life stops, people start makeing wills before going out on the roads.:rotfl: Well maby not wills, but checking insurance on the car.:lol:

Sorry I didn't notice the obsolete comment.:oops:
BTW where on the chart does "A witches tit" fall :-?

Comin' from Detroit, I used to laugh as the only time mom would drive with the top up on the convertible was if it was raining or snowing. Nothing better than that humid biting cold around the Great Lakes. It would go through 4 pairs of corderoy trousers and leave you numb in a few minutes, so we never stopped moving as kids.

so far this fall Texas has been good in my neck of the woods.

average high 78F (approx)

average low 45F (approx)

i dont expect East Texas to get much lower than the 15 - 20 degrees F for a low.

but i do expect 2 good ice storms.

Last time i saw snow was 2 years ago... in APRIL :-? wierd

The Phillies are going to win the World Series.

How Cool is that. :p

Thats when all life stops.:lol:

ROTFLMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: