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Dan D · 10-08-08, 11:47 AM

Investment advice from England:

"If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago, they would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week, your £1,000 would have been worth £16.50. £1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5. But if you bought £1,000 worth of Tennants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium recycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle."

10-08-08, 11:47 AM	#11
Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Investment advice from England: "If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago, they would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week, your £1,000 would have been worth £16.50. £1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5. But if you bought £1,000 worth of Tennants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium recycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle."