Balz Sinks Warships and Discovers a New use for a Tea Cozy

predavolk · 06-13-08, 08:05 AM

I'd use him as ballast. He seems pretty dense!

papa_smurf · 06-13-08, 08:47 AM

And theres me thinkng that Balz coudn't get any worse, he goes pours coffee into a tea cozy!

rifleman13 · 06-13-08, 10:43 PM

I hope this happens to Bernard!:rotfl:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_cozy

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According to the comedy quiz show QI, several people have been killed or injured by tea cosies, and there is a one in twenty billion chance of death by a tea cosy.

UnderseaLcpl · 06-14-08, 12:31 AM

OMFG I laughed for 10 minutes at that wiki post!!! > D

Brag · 06-14-08, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

OMFG I laughed for 10 minutes at that wiki post!!! > D

Maybe someone should add Balz to the Wiki post. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

sunvalleyslim · 06-15-08, 11:40 PM

Balz is becoming Mad I tell you......MAD....Bernard is driving his Kapt. absolutely insane.............Stop the Insanity.............Remove one from the Boat, or there will be no survival for the innocent victims aboard Kapt Balz Boat.........Send your petition to BDU....ASAP.......Madness cannot win this war. Unless you ask Adolph..........

rifleman13 · 06-17-08, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sunvalleyslim

Balz is becoming Mad I tell you......MAD....Bernard is driving his Kapt. absolutely insane.............Stop the Insanity.............Remove one from the Boat, or there will be no survival for the innocent victims aboard Kapt Balz Boat.........Send your petition to BDU....ASAP.......Madness cannot win this war. Unless you ask Adolph..........

Actually the transfer orders was already sent by BdU, but in a sick twist of fate, an Allied fighter strafed the car of the courier that was carrying the orders.

NO ONE CAN STOP THE MADNESS! NO ONE I SAY!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

06-13-08, 08:47 AM	#2
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	And theres me thinkng that Balz coudn't get any worse, he goes pours coffee into a tea cozy! __________________

06-14-08, 12:31 AM	#4
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	OMFG I laughed for 10 minutes at that wiki post!!! > D __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

06-15-08, 11:40 PM	#6
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Balz is becoming Mad I tell you......MAD....Bernard is driving his Kapt. absolutely insane.............Stop the Insanity.............Remove one from the Boat, or there will be no survival for the innocent victims aboard Kapt Balz Boat.........Send your petition to BDU....ASAP.......Madness cannot win this war. Unless you ask Adolph.......... __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

06-13-08, 08:05 AM	#1
predavolk Weps Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 369 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'd use him as ballast. He seems pretty dense!