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06-11-08, 06:50 AM
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Sea Lord
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Well.........????
Was it five? 
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06-11-08, 11:35 AM
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Still crazy as ever!
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Ducimus, that joke is just......bleuugghh.
:rotfl:
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06-11-08, 09:07 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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06-11-08, 09:16 PM
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Rear Admiral
 
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Mississippi reading test (also told to me by a southerner).
Read the following and recite what it says. MR PIGS ONOA AINT OSAR MR PIGS As for the previous joke, well.. it was told to me, not like i made it up on my own. Im not that creative. :rotfl: |
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06-12-08, 07:05 AM
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Eternal Patrol
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ABCD puppies LMNO puppies OSAR CMP?
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06-12-08, 02:08 PM
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Still crazy as ever!
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06-12-08, 03:37 PM
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Rear Admiral
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If you pass or fail depends on how you phonetically read it:
MR PIGS ONOA AINT OSAR MR PIGS Theres two ways. Way No 1: The way the educated person would read it, and read out. "Mr. Pigs. onoah aint. Osar Mr. Pigs" Which would be followed by a quizzical look for reading such gibberish. This person would fail this test. Way no 2: THe southern hilll billy approach with a thick southern accent. Them are pigs Oh no they aint Oh yes they are, Them are pigs |
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06-12-08, 04:13 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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I'm bettin there were 6 pigs in that sack.
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06-12-08, 08:26 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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DANG! How'd y'all do that so quick, Farwall? You gets all muh money!
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(Hey, Bee, see the puppies?) LMNO puppies (Hell, them ain't no puppies!) OSAR (Oh yes they are!) CMP? (See 'em pee?)
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06-13-08, 02:25 AM
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The Old Man
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A Southern virgin is a girl who can outrun all 5 of her brothers......
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