A hillbilly joke.

Safe-Keeper · 06-10-08, 03:52 PM

:rotfl:

Everyone sing along... "Sweet home Alabama..."

rifleman13 · 06-10-08, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

:rotfl:

Everyone sing along... "Sweet home Alabama..."

...Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ducimus · 06-10-08, 09:46 PM

I have to say upfront a southerner i worked with told me this joke while i was stationed in Mississippi.

Heres the short version, its a reference to the sterotypical southerners family tree:

Young man goes to his father and announces he's getting married. He tells his father about his bride to be, and that It'll be a white wedding as she's still a virgin. To which his father replies, "Boy whats wrong with you! If she ain't good enough for her family, what makes you think she's good enough for ours?!?!"

Yahoshua · 06-10-08, 11:13 PM

that just sent shivers down my spine......

bookworm_020 · 06-10-08, 11:57 PM

That's so wrong on so many levels

Sailor Steve · 06-11-08, 06:48 AM

Don't listen to 'em, Dumicus; that family tree joke is a corker!

Bro: "You don't kiss near as good as mom!"

Sis: "That's what dad says, too!"
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Vern and Luke are passing each other on a bridge, when Vern notices the bag Luke is carrying is squirming.

Vern: "Watchya got in the bag, Luke?"

Luke: "Some piglets!"

Vern: "How many?"

Luke: "If you guess right, I'll let ya have both of 'em."

Vern: "Five?"

d@rk51d3 · 06-11-08, 06:50 AM

Well.........????

Was it five?

06-10-08, 03:52 PM	#1
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Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	that just sent shivers down my spine...... __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	That's so wrong on so many levels __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Don't listen to 'em, Dumicus; that family tree joke is a corker! Bro: "You don't kiss near as good as mom!" Sis: "That's what dad says, too!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vern and Luke are passing each other on a bridge, when Vern notices the bag Luke is carrying is squirming. Vern: "Watchya got in the bag, Luke?" Luke: "Some piglets!" Vern: "How many?" Luke: "If you guess right, I'll let ya have both of 'em." Vern: "Five?" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-10-08, 09:46 PM	#3
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	I have to say upfront a southerner i worked with told me this joke while i was stationed in Mississippi. Heres the short version, its a reference to the sterotypical southerners family tree: Young man goes to his father and announces he's getting married. He tells his father about his bride to be, and that It'll be a white wedding as she's still a virgin. To which his father replies, "Boy whats wrong with you! If she ain't good enough for her family, what makes you think she's good enough for ours?!?!"

06-11-08, 06:50 AM	#7
d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,952 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	Well.........???? Was it five?