In the barber shop.....

SUBMAN1 · 03-05-08, 11:26 AM

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Tango589 · 03-05-08, 12:34 PM

ROFLOL
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Oberon · 03-05-08, 12:44 PM

:rotfl:

Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.

Letum · 03-05-08, 12:56 PM

Very impolite.
You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences.

It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults.

RickC Sniper · 03-05-08, 02:40 PM

Lighten up. It was FUNNY !

SUBMAN1 · 03-05-08, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

Lighten up. It was FUNNY !

Exactly - it was hallarious!

-S

Brag · 03-05-08, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

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Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

Lighten up. It was FUNNY !

Exactly - it was hallarious!

-S

I vote for funny :rotfl: :rotfl:

Letum · 03-05-08, 02:51 PM

It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army
General.

Instead it has been twisted to insult real people.
It leaves a bitter taste.

SUBMAN1 · 03-05-08, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army
General.

Instead it has been twisted to insult real people.
It leaves a bitter taste.

Like anyone with half a brain cares about the person it is twisting up and insulting! That makes it all the better!

:rotfl:It wouldn't be half as funny with your idea of an Air Marshall or whatever!

-S

FIREWALL · 03-05-08, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army
General.

Instead it has been twisted to insult real people.
It leaves a bitter taste.

Get a Life. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

StdDev · 03-05-08, 07:34 PM

I'll decide.. yeah its funny!
And sometimes you dont have to use names
...
Life's a bitch... dont vote for one!

Platapus · 03-06-08, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

:rotfl:

Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.

This is one of the many corny jokes that people pull out and insert their names of choice.

I think the first recorded instance was King Ferdinand and Christopher Columbus :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 03-06-08, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army
General.

Instead it has been twisted to insult real people.
It leaves a bitter taste.

Like anyone with half a brain cares about the person it is twisting up and insulting! That makes it all the better!

:rotfl:It wouldn't be half as funny with your idea of an Air Marshall or whatever!

-S

Okay Subman, this is all your fault:

When Bush first became president, Clinton of course gave him the pre-change tour of the oval office. Later at dinner Laura was talking to Hillary: "George told me how wonderful the office is; he says they even have a gold urinal in the bathroom."

That night in bed, Hillary says to Bill, "Honey, I think I figured out who peed in your saxophone."

sonar732 · 03-06-08, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army
General.

Instead it has been twisted to insult real people.
It leaves a bitter taste.

Like anyone with half a brain cares about the person it is twisting up and insulting! That makes it all the better!

:rotfl:It wouldn't be half as funny with your idea of an Air Marshall or whatever!

-S

Okay Subman, this is all your fault:

When Bush first became president, Clinton of course gave him the pre-change tour of the oval office. Later at dinner Laura was talking to Hillary: "George told me how wonderful the office is; he says they even have a gold urinal in the bathroom."

That night in bed, Hillary says to Bill, "Honey, I think I figured out who peed in your saxophone."

I like your joke better Sailor Steve....nothing personal Subman.

Platapus · 03-06-08, 09:51 AM

Good one Sailor Steve

Here is a politically neutral White House joke.

One February morning, the President looks out of the oval office and see, written in urine, in the snow, “you suck”

Well, the President calls in the Secret Service and the FBI and demands an investigation.

A few days later, the head of the FBI enters the oval office.

“Mr. President, we have completed our investigation and we have some good news and some bad news”

“OK, what’s the good news”

“Mr. President, the good news is that we have chemically analyzed the urine and it is traced back to the Vice President.”

“That’s the good news? What is the bad news?”

“Mr. President, It was your wife’s handwriting”

rimshot

03-05-08, 11:26 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	In the barber shop..... G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." __________________

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	ROFLOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Very impolite. You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences. It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults. __________________

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RickC Sniper Undetectable Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,221 Downloads: 132 Uploads: 0	Lighten up. It was FUNNY ! __________________ Support Subsim http://www.subsim.com/store.html

03-05-08, 02:51 PM	#8
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	It is funny, but it could have been just as funny with, say an Air General and an Army General. Instead it has been twisted to insult real people. It leaves a bitter taste. __________________

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	:rotfl: Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.

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StdDev Legend of the Sea Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the Great Wet North Posts: 635 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'll decide.. yeah its funny! And sometimes you dont have to use names ... Life's a bitch... dont vote for one!

03-06-08, 09:51 AM	#15
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,369 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Good one Sailor Steve Here is a politically neutral White House joke. One February morning, the President looks out of the oval office and see, written in urine, in the snow, “you suck” Well, the President calls in the Secret Service and the FBI and demands an investigation. A few days later, the head of the FBI enters the oval office. “Mr. President, we have completed our investigation and we have some good news and some bad news” “OK, what’s the good news” “Mr. President, the good news is that we have chemically analyzed the urine and it is traced back to the Vice President.” “That’s the good news? What is the bad news?” “Mr. President, It was your wife’s handwriting” rimshot __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.