Are You a Creationist or an Evolutionist? (See Post For Details)

Platapus · 02-16-08, 01:01 PM

I am an Evolutionist, but I believe the scientists have it backwards.

I believe that man is evolving TO the apes not from.

Think about it. What does a male gorilla do?

-Sleeps 16 hours a day
-Grabs some food when he is hungry
-Grabs a female Gorilla when he is "lonely"
-Goes back to sleep

What do I do as the "advanced" primate?

-I go to bed when I am not tired
-I get up when I am tired
-I work 40+ hours a week doing something I don't like, just in hopes that maybe, perhaps on a weekend I can:

--Sleep 16 hours a day
--Grab some food when I am hungry
--Grab a female when I am "lonely"

Higher life form? Yeah right, the Gorillas are laughing at me at this moment.

View Poll Results: Are you a Creationist or an Evolutionist?
Evolutionist	53	62.35%
Neither/Other	12	14.12%
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02-16-08, 01:01 PM	#9
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I am an Evolutionist, but I believe the scientists have it backwards. I believe that man is evolving TO the apes not from. Think about it. What does a male gorilla do? -Sleeps 16 hours a day -Grabs some food when he is hungry -Grabs a female Gorilla when he is "lonely" -Goes back to sleep What do I do as the "advanced" primate? -I go to bed when I am not tired -I get up when I am tired -I work 40+ hours a week doing something I don't like, just in hopes that maybe, perhaps on a weekend I can: --Sleep 16 hours a day --Grab some food when I am hungry --Grab a female when I am "lonely" Higher life form? Yeah right, the Gorillas are laughing at me at this moment. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.