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[Brag]

Originally Posted by Foghladh_mhara

Is there any prospect of Balz earning a desk job anytime soon?

I honestly believe he deserves it

Please

J.S. Balz writes:

Kaleun Foghladh mhara's suggestion that I assume a staff position is very kind. But I'm not a natural office denizen like Brag, the great BDU ashtray cleaner. I, Johan Sebastian Balz, I am true Teutonic hero material. I am naturally brilliant (ask my mother), my competence as a U-boot commander is unequaled, not even paralleled. I am just the greatest Kaleun that has ever lived. For me to move over to a desk job would be to rob the Reich from the greatest challenge offered to the British Empire. I also have a refined artistic talent. Leading my submersible choir singing hoochie-woochie songs also fills the cultural void which is the mid Atlantic.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.