PC Health crap

[STEED]

The best question is this. What size is your penis?

This throws those spotty young twits off track and they walk away.

[Jimbuna]

[STEED]

Don't forget you need to put on a straight face.

Many a time I had to deal with these p****s in many shops.

[Jimbuna]

I'd never manage it....I'd probably end up getting arrested :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by STEED

...p****s...

Why edit that one? You were pretty free with the others.

I'm not trying you make you do anything; but I would certainly appreciated it if you would tone down the language.

[RickC Sniper]

"We had a chat with one of the staff on the Healthcheck hotline and he explained that for their £40 punters get their PCs or laptops screened for viruses and advice on deleting unnecessary files, and that's it really."


I feel stupid asking this but just what is a "punter"?
:hmm:

[jumpy]

Council orders fish and chip shops to put fewer holes in salt shakers in new health drive

lmfao

ok, ok. We can have less holes in salt shakers, so long as the councilors agree to have more holes in their heads? Evidently there is still some vestige of brain matter that hasn't yet leaked out of their ears onto the floor.

I've got a long metal spike and my own transport... 200 quid per hole, plus expenses ofcourse :rotfl:

RickC, a 'punter' is slang for customer. Some might equate the term as something slightly less than 'mark' but not quite as fully respected as 'customer', implying some sort of mild scam. Perhaps.

Though the word 'punter' itself most likely derives from the word 'punt' meaning a flat bottomed boat propelled with a long pole. Can also be used to describe someone who gambles or the act of betting itself - 'I had a punt on the horses' or 'you get punters at the betting shop' etc. Gamblers.
Also used to describe a drop-kick in rugby, where you kick the ball before it hits the ground.

[Konovalov]

Originally Posted by jumpy

RickC, a 'punter' is slang for customer.

Back in Australia the word 'punter' is slang and often used to descibe a gambler such as someone who goes to the races or the dog track. Indeed our Australian cricket captain, Ricky Ponting is nicknamed Punter because he likes a punt or a gamble and he owns and races greyhounds.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Why edit that one? You were pretty free with the others.

I'm not trying you make you do anything; but I would certainly appreciated it if you would tone down the language.

Not me Steve old chap it was edit by the forum filters, the word was rick spelled with a silent p.

[JJ]

If the amount of holes is the problem, why not make them shakers like this:



They can't possibly argue with that..

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by STEED

Not me Steve old chap it was edit by the forum filters, the word was rick spelled with a silent p.

Whatever are we gonna do with you

:p

[STEED]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Whatever are we gonna do with you

:p

You can all break wind if you want.

[Jimbuna]

Okay

Originally Posted by STEED

Less holes means you spend more time at the counter shaking the salt over your chips and when you get home you can add more salt. What a bunch of dick heads they are.

He he, I was about to add the same thing - just shake the thing longer.
What did they thing they'd accomplish?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Okay

Brilliant jim. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: