You know you are playing too much SH3 when..... - Page 3

_Seth_ · 12-03-07, 04:00 AM

....when you visit the Subsim SHIII-forum more often than you visit your parents..

U49 · 12-03-07, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sledgehammer427

when you look through law books just to find mounitng an 88 on your porch is illegal....
when you start judging AOB on nearby cars as you drive...
when you jump at every little thing (phone ringing)....
when you hum tipperary on a regular basis...
when TVs are foreign objects....
when you prefer to be called herrr kaleun....even by your best friends...IN HIGH SCHOOL!

Sledgehammer427

:hmm:
88 - don't have a garden, but a balcony - yes
AOB - yes
jump - yes
tipperary song - yes
TV - :hmm: what's that ??
kaleun - no, they call me "Thomsen! Das ist Thomsen!"

Fr8monkey · 12-03-07, 09:15 AM

When you start calculating loading times when you replace flashlight batteries....

True story. Happened just yesterday.

Biggles · 12-03-07, 09:35 AM

.....when you stop. Simple as that.

BulSoldier · 12-03-07, 11:48 AM

When thinking of sending messages from your mobile phone coded though kriegsmarine enigma.:rotfl:

Jonathan · 12-03-07, 12:08 PM

When it starts raining, you think to yourself that you won't be able to mount any flak or deck gunners.

Jimbuna · 12-03-07, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan

When it starts raining, you think to yourself that you won't be able to mount any flak or deck gunners.

........................

....and I bet they're ever so thankful

Wild_skipper · 12-03-07, 03:18 PM

When sombody farts and then you shout torpedo impact !

Sailor Steve · 12-03-07, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sledgehammer427

when you start judging AOB on nearby cars as you drive...

Cars? Never!

Trucks, on the other hand...and also calculate tonnage.

NiclDoe · 12-03-07, 06:57 PM

When stop at a red light and say all stop!
You text to your firends enigma codes.
When see a plane pass by and say man the flak guns.
when you play all day and night and take liitle breaks as possible.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 12-03-07, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

when you play all day and night and take liitle breaks as possible.

now why does this AGAIN sound verry familiar ? :hmm: anyone have an idea ?

Fenris_Wolf · 12-03-07, 11:59 PM

- When you see a plane flying overhead and you start to figure out the aiming point and a good time to open fire as a reflex action.
- When, while playing, you ask your wife to pour you some tea and she replies "yes, herr kaleun".
- When it becomes a habit for you to drive your car at low rpm's to conserve fuel.
- When you're at a party you go outside for w/e and tell everyone "We're going out for a little fresh air."

NiclDoe · 12-04-07, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

Quote:

Originally Posted by NiclDoe

when you play all day and night and take liitle breaks as possible.

now why does this AGAIN sound verry familiar ? :hmm: anyone have an idea ?

yes it shows some person that plays all day and night and only having a cat to keep him company!:p :p

Jimbuna · 12-04-07, 04:47 PM

Just wait till you start finding Hitler attractive

sasquatch · 12-04-07, 05:04 PM

When you're driving down the road and you wish you had a deck gun to handle annoying drivers...

12-03-07, 04:00 AM	#31
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	....when you visit the Subsim SHIII-forum more often than you visit your parents.. __________________

12-03-07, 09:35 AM	#34
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	.....when you stop. Simple as that. __________________

12-03-07, 11:48 AM	#35
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	When thinking of sending messages from your mobile phone coded though kriegsmarine enigma.:rotfl: __________________ By the hour !

12-03-07, 12:08 PM	#36
Jonathan 中国水兵 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 285 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	When it starts raining, you think to yourself that you won't be able to mount any flak or deck gunners. __________________ SHIII Game Manual, In-Game Map, and Quick Reference Chart Can Be Downloaded From This Link: http://hosted.filefront.com/jnazari

12-03-07, 03:18 PM	#38
Wild_skipper Electrician's Mate Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: belgium Posts: 140 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	When sombody farts and then you shout torpedo impact ! __________________ GWX 3.0 gold

12-03-07, 09:15 AM	#33
Fr8monkey Captain Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 518 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	When you start calculating loading times when you replace flashlight batteries.... True story. Happened just yesterday.

12-03-07, 06:57 PM	#40
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	When stop at a red light and say all stop! You text to your firends enigma codes. When see a plane pass by and say man the flak guns. when you play all day and night and take liitle breaks as possible. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

12-03-07, 11:59 PM	#42
Fenris_Wolf Sparky Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 155 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	- When you see a plane flying overhead and you start to figure out the aiming point and a good time to open fire as a reflex action. - When, while playing, you ask your wife to pour you some tea and she replies "yes, herr kaleun". - When it becomes a habit for you to drive your car at low rpm's to conserve fuel. - When you're at a party you go outside for w/e and tell everyone "We're going out for a little fresh air." __________________ NO HOOCHIE WOOCHIE - NO LIFE!

12-04-07, 04:47 PM	#44
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just wait till you start finding Hitler attractive __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-04-07, 05:04 PM	#45
sasquatch Medic Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Kentucky, USA Posts: 160 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	When you're driving down the road and you wish you had a deck gun to handle annoying drivers...