You know you are playing too much SH3 when.....
 

While picking up my morning Starbucks, I happened to look out over St. John's Harbour, and noticed 3 tankers!!!. I found myself estimating their tonnage, range and bearing!!!

HB

When your too frightened to use the local ferry crossing.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

When you sart answering " Ya woll herr kauleun" everytime someones asks you to do something.....

Shouting out ALARM then diving under the table due to the fact you heard a aircraft fly over head. :lol:

By using your minds eye to look at everything through an attack periscope reticle.

When you can not get in to your toilet as you stocked piled it high with food. :rotfl:

When your missus tells you "come to bed,its late" and the next time she talks to you after that is to tell you in a very stern voice "I'm getting up cause I'M GOING TO WORK!!!!!":oops: :oops: :oops: Time flies when your sinking the enemy and saving the fatherland:up: ;)

When you start trying to look for a ladder up to go outside because you have been playing for 92 hours straight...

opening window to relieve ones self

When you haven't shaved or showered for 3 months :arrgh!:

When you try to find the missing sonarman, and why he hasn't reported earlier of the engine sounds from the destroyer that is suddenly pinging you.......(then ofcourse, you notice that your microwave burrito is finished....)

when you recieve a text message on your mobile phone and instantly you think

"naue foumchwauk herr kaleun""

p.s my spelling of german isnt up to mutch Haa!!!

when you get up in the middle of eating your thanksgiving day meal and say, excuse me everyone, (excuse) i need to go to the bathroom, once you get in the bathroom you pull your map and plain your next patrol.

You have the urge to attach a periscope to you car, just so you can shout "Periscope depth!"

i am at the swimming pool with my children.

they both jump in, and i shout...

" ZWEI AALE IM WASSER !! "