Never Leave Bernard In Charge - Page 2

BulSoldier · 10-20-07, 03:24 PM

It will do the trick as long as burn whats left

NiclDoe · 10-20-07, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BulSoldier

Next time make sure your guard uses the 105mm gun to blast his parts atleast 2km of each other!

Yea about that... bernard is invinclible and can never die.

Stealth Hunter · 10-20-07, 03:29 PM

Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.

"DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FIRE BERNARD!"

BulSoldier · 10-20-07, 03:39 PM

[/quote] Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.[/quote]

are you willing to use this weapon of horror against human.COme onyou cannot be that cruel even with your enemies,after all that is BERNARD !!!

mowgli99 · 10-20-07, 07:54 PM

my Bernard story...hmmm. Well, just as we were preparing to leave port i put Bernard on duty to pull in the starboard line. It turns out one of the sailors on the dock attached a very heavy weight on his end. Bernard pulled the line and sank head first in to the water. Took the safety people 10 minutes to get him out and another ten till he was back and ready. My chief wanted to go ahead full to either loose him or kill him in the props. I wish i had listened. He's caused us nothing but trouble.

Blacklight · 10-20-07, 10:26 PM

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Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube

You can fire him out of that tube if you want. You can toss him off the conning tower and drive off at flank speed. You can tie him to a torpedo and launch him at a freighter You can toss him into your props. You can shoot him with the deck canon. You can shoot him OUT OF the deck canon.... only to go below decks and find him steering your Uboat directly into that minefield you were trying to avoid before you were out on deck trying to get rid of him (He'll be claiming excitedly that he found a shortcut to AN34 or whaterver destination you're heading to). Bernard is somehow an anomoly of the space time continuum. Get used to him. He's on your boat permanently. He's on.. all our boats....forever.

Stealth Hunter · 10-20-07, 11:28 PM

Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.[/quote]

are you willing to use this weapon of horror against human.COme onyou cannot be that cruel even with your enemies,after all that is BERNARD !!![/quote]

I machine gun the survivors of sinking ships...

papa_smurf · 10-21-07, 06:54 AM

Bernard will never leave us, he's just something you have to put up with.

Cicatrix · 03-24-08, 07:56 PM

Bernard was adopted his real name is Bernard Law

Brag · 03-24-08, 09:01 PM

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Brag · 03-24-08, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicatrix

Bernard was adopted his real name is Bernard Law

Welcome aboard Cicatrix.

Who else is scar-faced?

10-20-07, 03:24 PM	#16
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	It will do the trick as long as burn whats left __________________ By the hour !

10-20-07, 03:39 PM	#19
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	[/quote] Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.[/quote] are you willing to use this weapon of horror against human.COme onyou cannot be that cruel even with your enemies,after all that is BERNARD !!! __________________ By the hour !

03-24-08, 09:01 PM	#25
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10-20-07, 03:29 PM	#18
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube. "DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FIRE BERNARD!"

10-20-07, 07:54 PM	#20
mowgli99 Engineer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 215 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	my Bernard story...hmmm. Well, just as we were preparing to leave port i put Bernard on duty to pull in the starboard line. It turns out one of the sailors on the dock attached a very heavy weight on his end. Bernard pulled the line and sank head first in to the water. Took the safety people 10 minutes to get him out and another ten till he was back and ready. My chief wanted to go ahead full to either loose him or kill him in the props. I wish i had listened. He's caused us nothing but trouble.

10-20-07, 11:28 PM	#22
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.[/quote] are you willing to use this weapon of horror against human.COme onyou cannot be that cruel even with your enemies,after all that is BERNARD !!![/quote] I machine gun the survivors of sinking ships...

10-21-07, 06:54 AM	#23
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Bernard will never leave us, he's just something you have to put up with.

03-24-08, 07:56 PM	#24
Cicatrix Bilge Rat Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bernard was adopted his real name is Bernard Law