talk about news getting dumber....

TLAM Strike · 08-08-07, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by joea

They dug them up and shot them again to be sure.

Everyone knows that Al-Qaeda is made up of an army of half dead zombies!

You got to dig them up and cut out the eyes and heart to be sure they can't keep fighting.

Jimbuna · 08-08-07, 04:28 PM

Don't forget the beheading bit

08-08-07, 05:20 PM

Its not the news getting dumber, more like those reporting the news with a slant getting dumber.

Safe-Keeper · 08-09-07, 08:59 AM

Remains of suicide bombers arrested. Great. Now let's get Amnesty and the Red Cross over there to make sure the remains are handled honorably. We don't want no torchering o'alleched terroizts' body parts, nossir.

And give them a fair trial by medium, too, we need to make sure it really was a suicide attack, and not an explosion from... other causes.

ABBAFAN · 08-09-07, 02:10 PM

I recall an article in a newspaper describing the Titanic hitting an iceberg going at 18 knots.

Steel_Tomb · 08-09-07, 04:56 PM

Wait a second, how can they kill SUICIDE bombers? If they've killed 10 people how could the security forces kill the bombers? They're already dead??

HunterICX · 08-09-07, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Steel_Tomb

Wait a second, how can they kill SUICIDE bombers? If they've killed 10 people how could the security forces kill the bombers? They're already dead??

by shooting them 0,01 sec before they press their button

08-08-07, 04:28 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,825 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't forget the beheading bit __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-09-07, 08:59 AM	#4
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Remains of suicide bombers arrested. Great. Now let's get Amnesty and the Red Cross over there to make sure the remains are handled honorably. We don't want no torchering o'alleched terroizts' body parts, nossir. And give them a fair trial by medium, too, we need to make sure it really was a suicide attack, and not an explosion from... other causes. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

08-09-07, 02:10 PM	#5
ABBAFAN Commander Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 456 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I recall an article in a newspaper describing the Titanic hitting an iceberg going at 18 knots. __________________ CHOOSE RFA! LESS GRAFT, MORE PAY.

08-09-07, 04:56 PM	#6
Steel_Tomb Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cambridgeshire - UK Posts: 1,128 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wait a second, how can they kill SUICIDE bombers? If they've killed 10 people how could the security forces kill the bombers? They're already dead?? __________________ _______________________________________________ System Spec: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.4Ghz \| 4Gb Corsair XMS2 Dominator DDR2 PC-2 6400 RAM \| XFX GeForce 8800GTS 640mb PCI-E \| Creative X-fi sound card \| 250Gb HDD \| *Rest In Peace Dave, you will be missed.*

08-08-07, 05:20 PM	#3
waste gate Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Its not the news getting dumber, more like those reporting the news with a slant getting dumber.