talk about news getting dumber....
 

Or maybe the security forces used a suicide attack to kill the militants.

They dug them up and shot them again to be sure. :dead:

Everyone knows that Al-Qaeda is made up of an army of half dead zombies! :roll:

You got to dig them up and cut out the eyes and heart to be sure they can't keep fighting. :up:

Don't forget the beheading bit :yep:

Its not the news getting dumber, more like those reporting the news with a slant getting dumber.

Remains of suicide bombers arrested. Great. Now let's get Amnesty and the Red Cross over there to make sure the remains are handled honorably. We don't want no torchering o'alleched terroizts' body parts, nossir.

And give them a fair trial by medium, too, we need to make sure it really was a suicide attack, and not an explosion from... other causes.

I recall an article in a newspaper describing the Titanic hitting an iceberg going at 18 knots.

Wait a second, how can they kill SUICIDE bombers? If they've killed 10 people how could the security forces kill the bombers? They're already dead??

by shooting them 0,01 sec before they press their button:yep:

Aren't people calling them Homicide Bombers these day? http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/184/jacktx6.gif

Laughable really isn't it? I believe Fox News changed policy and started using that term but they seem to have now reverted back to the correct term suicide bomber.

or...suiciders :roll:

Well there are still living Kamakazi piolts from WW2 that still live!

He can't push a button if you disable his hand!