No Offense, Neal, but...

[Heibges]

I wanted the Rockets to win, because I always felt sorry for Jeff Van Gundy (the Rockets's coach). He got no respect in New York (it was the Time of Jordan for God Sake), and he looks like the sad little puppydog from Hannah-Barbara.

But GO WARRIORS!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Heibges

I wanted the Rockets to win, because I always felt sorry for Jeff Van Gundy (the Rockets's coach). He got no respect in New York (it was the Time of Jordan for God Sake), and he looks like the sad little puppydog from Hannah-Barbara.

But GO WARRIORS!

:p :p :p :p :p

Of course I want the Jazz to win because I live in Salt Lake, and also because they've been so close...

Two jokes, both of which require setups:

Michael Jordan is of course considered the best basketball player ever, but some years ago he tried baseball and failed miserably. He then returned to lead the Chicago Bulls to two straight championships over the Utah Jazz. So, joke

1) If Michael Jordan could hit a baseball, the Utah Jazz would be two-time world champions.

Some years ago, Jazz owner Larry Miller (the largest car-dealership owner in Utah and creater of the new sportspark/racetrack outside Salt Lake City), in an effort to keep expenses down, set up key players John Stockton and Karl Malone in their own dealership. So, joke

2) Never buy a car from Stockton-to-Malone Honda. You'll pay forever and never get a title.