Lose your pants and be happy forever! - Page 2

GSpector · 05-03-07, 05:58 PM

True but Judge Joe Brown would nail him with punitive damages and find several cases against Judge (

) Pearson and judge accordingly :rotfl:

FIREWALL · 05-03-07, 06:03 PM

We had a court show awhile back with Kato Kaitlen and Justice got Served

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

05-03-07, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by robbo180265

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by robbo180265

It's his mentality that's got us into this "PC gone mad" world. And what about the people who represent (and therfore encourage) these people?

Because of them we can't ride on the backs of dustcarts,first aiders can be sued for helping people, a burglar can sue me if he injures himself whilst breaking in to my house.

Pity we can't sue these people for the mess they've made of this world.

You can't say that!

I'll sue!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

I'l sue you for laughing at Sailor Steve! :p

baggygreen · 05-03-07, 06:33 PM

I personally find the best touch the filing for court costs. for representing himself.

Etienne · 05-05-07, 02:12 PM

Anybody miss the Summum of all court shows, Texas Justice?

Any judge who rides a horse is OK by me.

Any court clerk who can stare down a hysteric mother into submission is OK by me.

I wish these were the guys hearing the case. Then it'd be processed with the proper level of humor.

Skybird · 09-20-07, 09:17 AM

Update:

http://www.welt.de/vermischtes/artic...uer_Hose_.html

Not funny anymore, but turning into a serious existential tragedy.

This sick bastard carries on. The Chungs have lost already 100.000 dollars, their attorney says, and already had to sell two of their former three shops, the case runs for over 2 years and their nerves are in ruins. It seems this bastard-judge will not give up before he has successfully destroyed the rest of their existential basis - and then drive them into prison for the rest of their lives, or what? Why is it impossible to stop this crime going on, and stop it on the grounds of "Sittenwidrigkeit" (immorality)? In Germany it is a solid principle of jurisdiction and would prevent this sicko to successfully continue with his case. and sueing the Chungs for initially 67 million for a lost trouser would have been impossible from the beginning anyway.

Has anyone ever checked if this "judge" maybe is a racist and hates Koreans for being Korean?

Von Tonner · 09-20-07, 09:42 AM

And then we also have this:

Nebraska State Senator Sues God

By NATE JENKINS – 1 day ago
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.
Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."
He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.
Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.
The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.
Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.
"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."
U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.
The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.
Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.
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Another link: http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html

kurtz · 09-20-07, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ishmael

Reminds me of the old Scottish joke:

Q. What do you wear under your kilt?

A. Your girlfriend's lipstick.

Reminds me of another

Q. What's worn under the kilt?

A. Nothing Lassie, it's all in fine working order.

The Avon Lady · 09-21-07, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Von Tonner

And then we also have this:

Nebraska State Senator Sues God

The defense responds.

HunterICX · 09-21-07, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by Von Tonner

And then we also have this:

Nebraska State Senator Sues God

The defense responds.

I was hoping for a lighting strike on that fella

then he can explain himself at the gates of heaven...err ''backscape'' Hell

Von Tonner · 09-21-07, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by Von Tonner

And then we also have this:

Nebraska State Senator Sues God

The defense responds.

And the plaintiff calls on the following witnesses:
The mayors of Herculaneum, Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim, Pompeii, Lot's wife and all of Noha's neighbours

Anyone want to have a stab at witnesses for the defence? And jury selection?

peterloo · 09-21-07, 05:26 AM

This is soooooooo sarcastic to the so called "fair judical system" famed by the USA

Clearly, the quantity demanded to redeem for such a trousers is ridiculous, and everyone with sense cn feel it

I just hope that the "judge" is banned from being a judge anymore, and got himself broke after the court ruled his attempt to gain a huge rip off unsuccessful, and have to pay a huge indemnity to compensate for his greediness.

SUBMAN1 · 09-21-07, 10:45 AM

I hope this guys case fails and that he has to pay back all the lawyer fees to the defendants. This is pure evil in my book. Makes me sad for the state of things and the outlook for the future.

I mean - the guy offered him $12K for a $150 pants that the guy claims were worth $800!!! And this guy is a judge too! Pathetic.

-S

bookworm_020 · 09-23-07, 08:45 PM

I herd that the drycleaners have now sold their shop. I hope they find in the cleaners favours and dismiss the apeal the judge has lodged

bookworm_020 · 11-13-07, 08:12 PM

UPDATE: The judge has lost his job!

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-t...766725210.html

Now he just has to loose his shirt!:rotfl:

05-03-07, 05:58 PM	#16
GSpector Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	True but Judge Joe Brown would nail him with punitive damages and find several cases against Judge () Pearson and judge accordingly :rotfl: __________________ Specter

05-03-07, 06:03 PM	#17
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	We had a court show awhile back with Kato Kaitlen and Justice got Served :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

09-20-07, 09:17 AM	#21
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,693 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Update: http://www.welt.de/vermischtes/artic...uer_Hose_.html Not funny anymore, but turning into a serious existential tragedy. This sick bastard carries on. The Chungs have lost already 100.000 dollars, their attorney says, and already had to sell two of their former three shops, the case runs for over 2 years and their nerves are in ruins. It seems this bastard-judge will not give up before he has successfully destroyed the rest of their existential basis - and then drive them into prison for the rest of their lives, or what? Why is it impossible to stop this crime going on, and stop it on the grounds of "Sittenwidrigkeit" (immorality)? In Germany it is a solid principle of jurisdiction and would prevent this sicko to successfully continue with his case. and sueing the Chungs for initially 67 million for a lost trouser would have been impossible from the beginning anyway. Has anyone ever checked if this "judge" maybe is a racist and hates Koreans for being Korean? __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

09-21-07, 05:26 AM	#27
peterloo Commander Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 462 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	This is soooooooo sarcastic to the so called "fair judical system" famed by the USA Clearly, the quantity demanded to redeem for such a trousers is ridiculous, and everyone with sense cn feel it I just hope that the "judge" is banned from being a judge anymore, and got himself broke after the court ruled his attempt to gain a huge rip off unsuccessful, and have to pay a huge indemnity to compensate for his greediness. __________________ Romeo is here, but where is Juliet? The 中国水兵 (Chinese Sailor) in subsim

09-21-07, 10:45 AM	#28
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I hope this guys case fails and that he has to pay back all the lawyer fees to the defendants. This is pure evil in my book. Makes me sad for the state of things and the outlook for the future. I mean - the guy offered him $12K for a $150 pants that the guy claims were worth $800!!! And this guy is a judge too! Pathetic. -S __________________

05-03-07, 06:33 PM	#19
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	I personally find the best touch the filing for court costs. for representing himself.

05-05-07, 02:12 PM	#20
Etienne Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 695 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Anybody miss the Summum of all court shows, Texas Justice? Any judge who rides a horse is OK by me. Any court clerk who can stare down a hysteric mother into submission is OK by me. I wish these were the guys hearing the case. Then it'd be processed with the proper level of humor.

09-20-07, 09:42 AM	#22
Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	And then we also have this: Nebraska State Senator Sues God By NATE JENKINS – 1 day ago LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere. State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody. Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes." He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty. Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial. The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights. Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters. "This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised." U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit. The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions. Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors. http://ap.google.com/hostednews/img/...y.gif?hl=en_US Copyright © 2007 The Associated Press. All Another link: http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html

09-23-07, 08:45 PM	#29
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I herd that the drycleaners have now sold their shop. I hope they find in the cleaners favours and dismiss the apeal the judge has lodged __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-13-07, 08:12 PM	#30
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	UPDATE: The judge has lost his job! http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-t...766725210.html Now he just has to loose his shirt!:rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"