Lose your pants and be happy forever!

Ishmael · 05-03-07, 04:30 PM

Reminds me of the old Scottish joke:

Q. What do you wear under your kilt?

A. Your girlfriend's lipstick.

Heibges · 05-03-07, 04:33 PM

Another old joke:

Students who get A's in Law School become Law Professors

Students who get B's ih Law School become Corporate Lawyers

Students who get C's in Law School become Defense Lawyers or DA's.

Students who get D's in Law School become Judges.

FIREWALL · 05-03-07, 04:38 PM

Just saw this on the news a few minutes ago. WOW and there are kids that don't have decent clothes to wear or food to eat.

I saw him walk with a smileing and smug look on his face.

I'D LIKE TO WALK UP AND KICK HIM IN THE SEAT OF HIS RICH PANTS

GSpector · 05-03-07, 05:09 PM

Wow, He's a Judge?

I hope the Judge that sits on this case in June demands that the Cleaners hand over the pants and denies the charges against them and ends that part of the lawsuit. I do hope Jin and Soo Chung and their son are counter suing and the judge triples the amount and awards punitive damages for emotional distress and starts process to disbar Mr Pearson.

Heibges · 05-03-07, 05:31 PM

My family was in drycleaning.

Drycleaners get sued...a lot.

Usually not for millions, though.

FIREWALL · 05-03-07, 05:42 PM

Talk about wanting headlines.

Heibges · 05-03-07, 05:53 PM

Dude is lucky he's not on Judge Judy.

She would yell at him, "No, no, no, no, no, no...this is OUTRAGEOUS, Sir!

GSpector · 05-03-07, 05:58 PM

True but Judge Joe Brown would nail him with punitive damages and find several cases against Judge (

) Pearson and judge accordingly :rotfl:

kurtz · 09-20-07, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmael

Reminds me of the old Scottish joke:

Q. What do you wear under your kilt?

A. Your girlfriend's lipstick.

Reminds me of another

Q. What's worn under the kilt?

A. Nothing Lassie, it's all in fine working order.

05-03-07, 04:33 PM	#2
Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Another old joke: Students who get A's in Law School become Law Professors Students who get B's ih Law School become Corporate Lawyers Students who get C's in Law School become Defense Lawyers or DA's. Students who get D's in Law School become Judges. __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

05-03-07, 04:38 PM	#3
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Just saw this on the news a few minutes ago. WOW and there are kids that don't have decent clothes to wear or food to eat. I saw him walk with a smileing and smug look on his face. I'D LIKE TO WALK UP AND KICK HIM IN THE SEAT OF HIS RICH PANTS __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-03-07, 05:09 PM	#4
GSpector Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Wow, He's a Judge? I hope the Judge that sits on this case in June demands that the Cleaners hand over the pants and denies the charges against them and ends that part of the lawsuit. I do hope Jin and Soo Chung and their son are counter suing and the judge triples the amount and awards punitive damages for emotional distress and starts process to disbar Mr Pearson. __________________ Specter

05-03-07, 05:31 PM	#5
Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	My family was in drycleaning. Drycleaners get sued...a lot. Usually not for millions, though. __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

05-03-07, 05:42 PM	#6
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Talk about wanting headlines. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-03-07, 04:30 PM	#1
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	Reminds me of the old Scottish joke: Q. What do you wear under your kilt? A. Your girlfriend's lipstick.

05-03-07, 05:53 PM	#7
Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Dude is lucky he's not on Judge Judy. She would yell at him, "No, no, no, no, no, no...this is OUTRAGEOUS, Sir! __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

05-03-07, 05:58 PM	#8
GSpector Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	True but Judge Joe Brown would nail him with punitive damages and find several cases against Judge () Pearson and judge accordingly :rotfl: __________________ Specter