Bernards special mission

03-16-07, 05:49 AM

Message from BDU

To U 109

Make boat ready for a special mission. Bernard has been volunteered to be dropped off the coast of New York, Where he will join the us navy and use his unique skills on their submarine service.

AVGWarhawk · 03-16-07, 08:06 AM

Yes, BDU's secret weapon.

Penelope_Grey · 03-16-07, 08:36 AM

Uh oh! As if American WW2 Submariners didn't have enough problems with rubbish torpedoes as well as having Bernard to contend with. You do know he has a sister called Brenda right?

AVGWarhawk · 03-16-07, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Uh oh! As if American WW2 Submariners didn't have enough problems with rubbish torpedoes as well as having Bernard to contend with. You do know he has a sister called Brenda right?

Yes, paternal twins

Brag · 03-16-07, 10:11 AM

I can see Niponese hydrophone operators hunting Bernard loudly popping bubble gum. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

KevinB · 03-16-07, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Uh oh! As if American WW2 Submariners didn't have enough problems with rubbish torpedoes as well as having Bernard to contend with. You do know he has a sister called Brenda right?

Maybe that's why my torps are all duds. Does she work in the munitions factory?

Sailor Steve · 03-16-07, 11:02 AM

I'm sorry, but it's not that easy. Bernard is a self-replicating unit. He's always with you, no matter what you do to get rid of him.

I think they may have a secret factory somewhere...

Hakahura · 03-16-07, 12:44 PM

Those who claim to sail without Bernard.....

Have never sailed

03-16-07, 12:50 PM

We have made it to BC89. Bernard was givern the job of cleaning the toilet, making the assumption that he could not do too much damage there. Unfortunately he used the nearest brush he could find, my tooth brush and so at the moment suffering from Deli belly. Later I put him in the radio room, but he sent out a order for 54 pizzas with extra pepperoni. the us navy sent out a welcoming committee, They did not bring Pizza. Considdering asking if anyone is in the area if they would like to take him the rest of the way as the crew are getting restless.

AVGWarhawk · 03-16-07, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hakahura

Those who claim to sail without Bernard.....

Have never sailed

Man, never was a truer statement

03-16-07, 06:19 PM

Dropped him off just outside of Newport, about 1.5 km off the coast

. Would that be a suiterble distance to drop off someone like a spy, could they paddle that far in a dinghy? The sad thing was that I had only enough fule for 15ooo km. So I skuttled the boat. What was thye prison food like?

leeclose · 03-16-07, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm sorry, but it's not that easy. Bernard is a self-replicating unit. He's always with you, no matter what you do to get rid of him.

I think they may have a secret factory somewhere...

so some one some where is cloning Bernard ok fess up whos doing it?:hmm:

Jimbuna · 03-16-07, 08:25 PM

I thought it was you

leeclose · 03-16-07, 08:29 PM

nope not me

I thought it was penelope

Der Kolkrabe · 03-17-07, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leeclose

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm sorry, but it's not that easy. Bernard is a self-replicating unit. He's always with you, no matter what you do to get rid of him.

I think they may have a secret factory somewhere...

so some one some where is cloning Bernard ok fess up whos doing it?:hmm:

That information is GEKADOS

03-16-07, 05:49 AM	#1
hobnailboot Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Bernards special mission Message from BDU To U 109 Make boat ready for a special mission. Bernard has been volunteered to be dropped off the coast of New York, Where he will join the us navy and use his unique skills on their submarine service.

03-16-07, 08:06 AM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Yes, BDU's secret weapon. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-16-07, 08:36 AM	#3
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Uh oh! As if American WW2 Submariners didn't have enough problems with rubbish torpedoes as well as having Bernard to contend with. You do know he has a sister called Brenda right? __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

03-16-07, 10:11 AM	#5
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03-16-07, 11:02 AM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I'm sorry, but it's not that easy. Bernard is a self-replicating unit. He's always with you, no matter what you do to get rid of him. I think they may have a secret factory somewhere... __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-16-07, 12:44 PM	#8
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Those who claim to sail without Bernard..... Have never sailed __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

03-16-07, 12:50 PM	#9
hobnailboot Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Progress report We have made it to BC89. Bernard was givern the job of cleaning the toilet, making the assumption that he could not do too much damage there. Unfortunately he used the nearest brush he could find, my tooth brush and so at the moment suffering from Deli belly. Later I put him in the radio room, but he sent out a order for 54 pizzas with extra pepperoni. the us navy sent out a welcoming committee, They did not bring Pizza. Considdering asking if anyone is in the area if they would like to take him the rest of the way as the crew are getting restless.

03-16-07, 06:19 PM	#11
hobnailboot Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Dropped him off Dropped him off just outside of Newport, about 1.5 km off the coast. Would that be a suiterble distance to drop off someone like a spy, could they paddle that far in a dinghy? The sad thing was that I had only enough fule for 15ooo km. So I skuttled the boat. What was thye prison food like?

03-16-07, 08:25 PM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I thought it was you __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-16-07, 08:29 PM	#14
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	nope not me I thought it was penelope __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team