Type IX questions

[Puster Bill]

Originally Posted by nedwreck

So now I am a member of 2. flottilla.
To celbrate, I went straight out and got very badly damaged by a Town class destroyer with the best sonar operator, ever. I sank him by letting him ram me once too often. They were glancing blows but it kept my damage repair crew very busy.
All my motors and engines damaged beyond repair. So there I was: one kill to my credit and dead in the water to show for it.

Don't these things come with a towing rider?

Bob

Nope. Contact your local "Triple U" and tell them you want the "Plus" membership. You get five service calls a year, like free milchkuh support if you run out of diesel and towing up to 1,000 nautical miles to the nearest friendly port. Plus, you get discounts on things like torpedos, equipment upgrades, and french hookers.

Just dial 1-800-UUU-HELP.

Be aware, though, that some Triple-U chapters limit your benefits for the first few weeks. Lorient UUU is notorious for that.