Things and people I should be able to machine gun

[Subnuts]

I can't believe all those people who are saying they'd fire upon armed soldiers in the water. I mean, they're just conscripts who've been brainwashed into believing everything their emperor says! Give them a chance!

I should also be able to machine gun:

Everyone involved in the Manhattan Project: $3 billion for a bomb that kills 100,000 people? Pfft. Give me some BARs and a couple of twin 40MMs and I'll show those prissy boys how it's done.

Franklin Roosevelt: That miserable bastard won't even dance. I think he's a commie too.

My own torpedoes: I should be able to blow up my own torpedoes just in case I change my mind and want to use my guns on the enemy.

The "Japs": I don't know who they is, but I hear they's nasty and I think they related!

[NEON DEON]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Not to mention power-ups. Run over that green crate and for the next 10 minutes your deck gun shells become as powerful as torpedoes!

Gosh I truly hope that is in SH $4!!!

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

[Torplexed]

[quote=GakunGak]

Originally Posted by Subnuts

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

[quote=Torplexed]

Originally Posted by GakunGak

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Hookers do what they do for money even in GTA. However, HOW they do it in game is a parody...

[Safe-Keeper]

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Which reminds me, I want to be able to use my sub as a bordel/taxi! Stop next to a shipwrecked hooker and take her on board, and when you pick up shipwrecked sailors after that you'll see the money indicator in your top-right corner start to rise gradually.

Only problem is that if I get the Destroyers after me (indicated by angry Japanese faces), I may have to dive, which'll detract from the fun of the customers. But then again, maybe I could use it as a "special feature": SEX DURING DEPTH CHARGE ATTACK!". Or maybe not.

Imagine seeing her nude during silent running?
Court-martialed for disobedience..... [sorry for spelling errors, i'm only human after all...]
Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?

[Safe-Keeper]

Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?

Topic being?

• Things I should be able to machine-gun.
• Age of Yoko Ono; Still alive?
• This thread: Parody?
• This thread: Damned good/silly/pwnage/etc.
• Comparisons to GTA
• Comparisons to arcade games in general
• Comparisons to Rogue Squadron series
• Possibilities of converting submarine to bordello
• Consequences of converting submarine to bordello
• This thread: On-topic?

Pick one.

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Topic being?

• Things I should be able to machine-gun.
• Age of Yoko Ono; Still alive?
• This thread: Parody?
• This thread: Damned good/silly/pwnage/etc.
• Comparisons to GTA
• Comparisons to arcade games in general
• Comparisons to Rogue Squadron series
• Possibilities of converting submarine to bordello
• Consequences of converting submarine to bordello
• This thread: On-topic?

Pick one.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
This is out of hand... I'm pretty sure it's best to stick to bordello... As for the whores... Well, we gotta improvise something as those in Das Boot... I think they did a good job...

[Kapitan_Phillips]

You forgot the Conning Tower emblem of +10 stealth.


And my IXB has more mana than yours.

[NEON DEON]

[quote=Torplexed]

Originally Posted by GakunGak

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Ew wee!

What about this for the next sub sim then.

Silent Hunter V (Grand theft submarine)

You and your gangsta friends steal a Tambor class submarine from Mare Island and go on a killing spree up and down the coast of California before 12/07/41!

[Torplexed]

Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse.

[quote=NEON DEON]

Originally Posted by Torplexed

Ew wee!

What about this for the next sub sim then.

Silent Hunter V (Grand theft submarine)

You and your gangsta friends steal a Tambor class submarine from Mare Island and go on a killing spree up and down the coast of California before 12/07/41!

You think that CJ is up to this? Maybe Tommy Vercetti... NO! That DIAZ guy!

Originally Posted by Torplexed

Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse.

4 Real???

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I made this just now (boredom)







I think its got potential :hmm: