Things and people I should be able to machine gun
 

Small children: Extremely precocious and annoying. Also, liable to give away my sub's position if the enemy bribes them with lollipops.

Mothers: May one day give birth to more children for the war effort.

Japanese merchant sailors: Just like Allied merchantmen, but apparently ruthless, bloodthirsty, and evil.

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?

Empty lifeboats: Just like machine gunning a full lifeboat, except without the attendant morality issues.

Anybody who's skin is yellower than mine: They bombed us first and I can do whatever I want to them.

Inflatable liferafts: Just because the sound of air escaping from them is funny.

Mush Morton: That guy is gonna kill somebody someday! :dead:

Oil barrels: Again, what kind of game is this if I can't shoot random oil barrels and make them explode?

My own crew: They might think I'm insane when they see me killing everything in the water.

Dead bodies: May cause a danger to navigation if I don't sink them.

Tiger sharks: May kill survivors in the water before I can get at them.

B-29s loaded with incendiary bombs: It's not fair that they get to kill more unarmed people than I do.

Allied Prisoners of War: If i machine gun them, it will send a powerful message not to be taken prisoner by the Japanese.

Survivors of other Allied subs who were aboard ships I'd sunk: If I don't kill every last one of those SOBs, they'll just go back home and say I sunk them. I can't allow them to sully my career!

Icebergs: After the Titanic, there can be no option except absolute surrender.

The future cast of Invasion of the Neptune Men: You ever see that thing? The battle scene just goes on and on and on... Even Mike and the Bots couldn't save that thing!

Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming.

I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:

:rotfl:@Yoko One...

what the hell is this? a score card for the us armed servises patented "frendly fire"!:shifty: :mad:

Is she still alive :huh: , what is she now? 208 years old :doh:

Death Race 1945? :|\\

Do I smell parody:rotfl:?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love the tommy gun in cheek humour. Besides any post that mentions Mike and the 'bots has gotta rock. :rock:

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"Grand Theft Submarine:Marianas expansion Pack "?

:rotfl:x10!

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Also we need a medikits floating in the water to recovery hull damage %, torpedoes , and steroids for fatiged crew.

And very important, i want shot down seagulls, it´s an important part of the boat meals

Yeah, and screw renown, everyone knows upgraded engines, weapons, and the like are hidden throughout the theatre and can be recovered by flying through them.

Right, Luke:roll:?
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images..._screen004.jpg

I think the best batteries in the game are hidden under the keel of the Yamato, recoverable only if you can sneak past her escorts and get under her - before she is sunk by the Allies.

More like just silly.:up:

Not to mention power-ups. Run over that green crate and for the next 10 minutes your deck gun shells become as powerful as torpedoes!

Subnuts, if you wrote that, you are genius. Thanks for the laughs :yep: