Neighbours from hell - Page 2

The Munster · 02-01-07, 12:45 PM

It's a wonder you weren't supplied with a noise meter from your local Environmental Health Department so you could monitor the sound from your punch-up/door slamming neighbours for 3 weeks.

TteFAboB · 02-01-07, 12:47 PM

Send everything he says right back to him.

Seriously first. The racist thing to do would be the contrary of using black bags. A racist would eliminate all black color from his sight.

Now, just start returning the ball. Whatever he says, tell him he doesn't know how offensive that is to you. Or to the Nepalese, like that one you met once in a late night in Bangkok.

"A shovel? Do you know how offensive that is to my ass?"

The Noob · 02-01-07, 01:16 PM

omg... steed sounds pissed. We have to stop him before he goes on a rampage! :rotfl:

Happy Times · 02-01-07, 01:45 PM

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STEED · 02-01-07, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

It's a wonder you weren't supplied with a noise meter from your local Environmental Health Department so you could monitor the sound from your punch-up/door slamming neighbours for 3 weeks.

I think after I have done the report that could be the next step.

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

Send everything he says right back to him.

I do within reason, can't wait for Easter to eat my hot cross bun in front of him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Noob

omg... steed sounds pissed. We have to stop him before he goes on a rampage! :rotfl:

KILL, KILL, KILL.....

Don't panic

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Originally Posted by Happy Times

Solution..

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Yep he needs one of them. :rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 02-01-07, 02:38 PM

If at all possible, erect a nice 6 boot privacy fence. In all reality, if he is getting agressive do everything you can to have a witness with you. Take him to court. Open aggression and constant banter is illegal. Videotape it if possible and put on U-tube for all the neighborhood to see.

STEED · 02-01-07, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

If at all possible, erect a nice 6 boot privacy fence. In all reality, if he is getting agressive do everything you can to have a witness with you. Take him to court. Open aggression and constant banter is illegal. Videotape it if possible and put on U-tube for all the neighborhood to see.

Which neighbour?

The PC one is just plain round the bend and harmless and the door banger seems harmless as well, after all he would have got a letter from the council that I reported him and anyway I have warned him.

Abraham · 02-01-07, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

If at all possible, erect a nice 6 boot privacy fence. In all reality, if he is getting agressive do everything you can to have a witness with you. Take him to court. Open aggression and constant banter is illegal. Videotape it if possible and put on U-tube for all the neighborhood to see.

Which neighbour?

The PC one is just plain round the bend and harmless and the door banger seems harmless as well, after all he would have got a letter from the council that I reported him and anyway I have warned him.

So these 'neighbours from hell' on which you devote a thread that makes us all worried and give you advise are or seem to be "harmless" in your own words???

You make your subsim friends all over the world worry for nothing???

STEED · 02-01-07, 04:08 PM

Hey Abraham, you never know in this day and age. :hmm:

Has anyone else had strange or pain in the backside neighbours?

Abraham · 02-01-07, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Hey Abraham, you never know in this day and age. :hmm:

Has anyone else had strange or pain in the backside neighbours?

Poor reaction, STEED.
I was really worried about your situation, just like other subsimmers all over the globe. I even thought I needed an extra drink before falling asleep tonight. You know we submariners are a close knit family. When you have pain, I'm hurt.
When you say you're living with "neighbours from hell", I'm automaticly thinking about some Flower or River class escorts next to you...
And now you come up with the word "harmless"?
Shame on you; I should close this thread or even remove it...

STEED · 02-01-07, 04:45 PM

I just had a visit from the police

good grief my PC neighbour went ahead and called them!!!!

Don't Panic folks the very nice officer saw my side of the issue and he felt it was a wast of his time but he had to investigate the complaint.

Well blow me down with a feather that was a surprise. Right I'm going down to my local baker's in the morning to place a order for some hot cross buns and eat them in front of that PC loony and lets see what he has to say to that.

ASWnut101 · 02-01-07, 06:48 PM

Steed you need Three things:

1. (Air Rifle Darts)

2.

And 3. (Air Rifle)

baggygreen · 02-02-07, 04:05 AM

Poor steed, we've got a bloke like that near our place.

My street is a circle, split down the middle by another road. One half (my half) is quite pleasant, however the other half is filled with govt-owned flats, and populated with people who know neither how to wash nor conduct themselves in public.

My housemate n i are both predominantly white in our ancestory, but both of us have aborigines in our ancestory, in my case my great grandfather was half. We were discussing those on the other half of our street when a bloke across the road took offence to the terminology being used. he proceeded to give us quite a porly-informed lecture. Amongst his tirade we were both called racists. at this point, we both burst out laughing, much to his dismay and so he redoubled his efforts.

He got more and more animated and we couldnt help but laugh and laugh, eventually he threatened to call the police, and given our general area, if they come, they come by sixes. We asked why, and he said for racism and whatnot. Turns out he's of indigenous descent, and took exception to what we had to say. But the look on his face was brilliant when we told him of our own heritage!:rotfl:

this same bloke has (is strongly suspected by most on the street) of vandalism, muggings, and being a general pain in the ass. but if anyone so much as raises their voice to him, he cries to the police - ironic, no? They know all too well to respond to each of his calls, despite knowing that they're a waste of time, because if they dont he has and will get into the media about racial discrimination and whatnot.

02-01-07, 12:45 PM	#16
The Munster Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Deepest Dumbria Posts: 1,243 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	It's a wonder you weren't supplied with a noise meter from your local Environmental Health Department so you could monitor the sound from your punch-up/door slamming neighbours for 3 weeks. __________________ *GWX Team Member; Retired* GWX Home Page

02-01-07, 12:47 PM	#17
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Send everything he says right back to him. Seriously first. The racist thing to do would be the contrary of using black bags. A racist would eliminate all black color from his sight. Now, just start returning the ball. Whatever he says, tell him he doesn't know how offensive that is to you. Or to the Nepalese, like that one you met once in a late night in Bangkok. "A shovel? Do you know how offensive that is to my ass?" __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

02-01-07, 01:45 PM	#19
Happy Times Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 2,950 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Solution.. http://cgi.ebay.com/New-White-Large-...QQcmdZViewItem __________________

02-01-07, 02:38 PM	#21
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	If at all possible, erect a nice 6 boot privacy fence. In all reality, if he is getting agressive do everything you can to have a witness with you. Take him to court. Open aggression and constant banter is illegal. Videotape it if possible and put on U-tube for all the neighborhood to see. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-01-07, 04:08 PM	#24
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Hey Abraham, you never know in this day and age. :hmm: Has anyone else had strange or pain in the backside neighbours? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-01-07, 01:16 PM	#18
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	omg... steed sounds pissed. We have to stop him before he goes on a rampage! :rotfl:

02-01-07, 04:45 PM	#26
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I just had a visit from the police good grief my PC neighbour went ahead and called them!!!! Don't Panic folks the very nice officer saw my side of the issue and he felt it was a wast of his time but he had to investigate the complaint. Well blow me down with a feather that was a surprise. Right I'm going down to my local baker's in the morning to place a order for some hot cross buns and eat them in front of that PC loony and lets see what he has to say to that. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-01-07, 06:48 PM	#27
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Steed you need Three things: 1. (Air Rifle Darts) 2. And 3. (Air Rifle) __________________

02-02-07, 04:05 AM	#28
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Poor steed, we've got a bloke like that near our place. My street is a circle, split down the middle by another road. One half (my half) is quite pleasant, however the other half is filled with govt-owned flats, and populated with people who know neither how to wash nor conduct themselves in public. My housemate n i are both predominantly white in our ancestory, but both of us have aborigines in our ancestory, in my case my great grandfather was half. We were discussing those on the other half of our street when a bloke across the road took offence to the terminology being used. he proceeded to give us quite a porly-informed lecture. Amongst his tirade we were both called racists. at this point, we both burst out laughing, much to his dismay and so he redoubled his efforts. He got more and more animated and we couldnt help but laugh and laugh, eventually he threatened to call the police, and given our general area, if they come, they come by sixes. We asked why, and he said for racism and whatnot. Turns out he's of indigenous descent, and took exception to what we had to say. But the look on his face was brilliant when we told him of our own heritage!:rotfl: this same bloke has (is strongly suspected by most on the street) of vandalism, muggings, and being a general pain in the ass. but if anyone so much as raises their voice to him, he cries to the police - ironic, no? They know all too well to respond to each of his calls, despite knowing that they're a waste of time, because if they dont he has and will get into the media about racial discrimination and whatnot.