Neighbours from hell

STEED · 02-01-07, 07:28 AM

Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book

then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police

well I said too him feel free call them see if I care.

This is not the first time we have had words for example he does not like my black bin bags and my black gate and the bush which is not strictly growing in my garden is in his words infringing his civil rights to open his window and it's blocking out the sun light.

I can't take much more of this I'm going to

Moving on to my other neighbour who slams doors in the early hours of the morning and the number of punch up's these people have had I lost count. Fortunately in there case I can get the council on to them at the moment I have to monitor them for three weeks and fill in all these boring forms.

Has anyone here put up with a neighbour from hell?

jumpy · 02-01-07, 07:30 AM

see nothing but smileys

STEED · 02-01-07, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

see nothing but smileys

Pardom can you see the post?

HunterICX · 02-01-07, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by jumpy

see nothing but smileys

Pardom can you see the post?

sorry steed, but you used Black font...so we couldnt read it because the background is black as well

STEED · 02-01-07, 07:51 AM

That's strange? I must admit I did it on Word2003 and pasted it over here hang on I shall change the colour.

Dose that help?

Godalmighty83 · 02-01-07, 08:15 AM

dark blue on black is not so great.

AJ! · 02-01-07, 08:22 AM

Sounds like quite a predicament your in steve... First thing that comes to mind is that song "Stuck in the middle with you"

I havnt personly had many problems with nabours apart from back in my old nabourhood where every halloween guaranteed another barrage of eggs from young hoodlums

HunterICX · 02-01-07, 07:31 AM

steed, white please

Tchocky · 02-01-07, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book

then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police

well I said too him feel free call them see if I care.

Jeez, what did you say, may I ask?

STEED · 02-01-07, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

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Originally Posted by STEED

Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book

then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police

well I said too him feel free call them see if I care.

Jeez, what did you say, may I ask?

Not a thing.

This bloke is round the bend in his thinking and has got up the nose of most folks around here.

TteFAboB · 02-01-07, 12:47 PM

Send everything he says right back to him.

Seriously first. The racist thing to do would be the contrary of using black bags. A racist would eliminate all black color from his sight.

Now, just start returning the ball. Whatever he says, tell him he doesn't know how offensive that is to you. Or to the Nepalese, like that one you met once in a late night in Bangkok.

"A shovel? Do you know how offensive that is to my ass?"

The Noob · 02-01-07, 01:16 PM

omg... steed sounds pissed. We have to stop him before he goes on a rampage! :rotfl:

Happy Times · 02-01-07, 01:45 PM

Solution..

http://cgi.ebay.com/New-White-Large-...QQcmdZViewItem

STEED · 02-01-07, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

It's a wonder you weren't supplied with a noise meter from your local Environmental Health Department so you could monitor the sound from your punch-up/door slamming neighbours for 3 weeks.

I think after I have done the report that could be the next step.

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

Send everything he says right back to him.

I do within reason, can't wait for Easter to eat my hot cross bun in front of him.

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Originally Posted by The Noob

omg... steed sounds pissed. We have to stop him before he goes on a rampage! :rotfl:

KILL, KILL, KILL.....

Don't panic

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Originally Posted by Happy Times

Solution..

http://cgi.ebay.com/New-White-Large-...QQcmdZViewItem

Yep he needs one of them. :rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 02-01-07, 02:38 PM

If at all possible, erect a nice 6 boot privacy fence. In all reality, if he is getting agressive do everything you can to have a witness with you. Take him to court. Open aggression and constant banter is illegal. Videotape it if possible and put on U-tube for all the neighborhood to see.

02-01-07, 07:28 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Neighbours from hell Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police well I said too him feel free call them see if I care. This is not the first time we have had words for example he does not like my black bin bags and my black gate and the bush which is not strictly growing in my garden is in his words infringing his civil rights to open his window and it's blocking out the sun light. I can't take much more of this I'm going to Moving on to my other neighbour who slams doors in the early hours of the morning and the number of punch up's these people have had I lost count. Fortunately in there case I can get the council on to them at the moment I have to monitor them for three weeks and fill in all these boring forms. Has anyone here put up with a neighbour from hell? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by Gizzmoe; 02-01-07 at 11:24 AM.

02-01-07, 07:30 AM	#2
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	see nothing but smileys __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

02-01-07, 07:51 AM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	That's strange? I must admit I did it on Word2003 and pasted it over here hang on I shall change the colour. Dose that help? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-01-07, 08:15 AM	#6
Godalmighty83 Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 398 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	dark blue on black is not so great. __________________ Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

02-01-07, 08:22 AM	#7
AJ! Commodore Join Date: May 2006 Location: That lil island above france Posts: 601 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sounds like quite a predicament your in steve... First thing that comes to mind is that song "Stuck in the middle with you" I havnt personly had many problems with nabours apart from back in my old nabourhood where every halloween guaranteed another barrage of eggs from young hoodlums __________________

02-01-07, 07:31 AM	#8
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	steed, white please __________________ Last edited by Gizzmoe; 02-01-07 at 07:38 AM. Reason: Changed text color

02-01-07, 12:47 PM	#11
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Send everything he says right back to him. Seriously first. The racist thing to do would be the contrary of using black bags. A racist would eliminate all black color from his sight. Now, just start returning the ball. Whatever he says, tell him he doesn't know how offensive that is to you. Or to the Nepalese, like that one you met once in a late night in Bangkok. "A shovel? Do you know how offensive that is to my ass?" __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

02-01-07, 01:16 PM	#12
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	omg... steed sounds pissed. We have to stop him before he goes on a rampage! :rotfl:

02-01-07, 01:45 PM	#13
Happy Times Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 2,950 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Solution.. http://cgi.ebay.com/New-White-Large-...QQcmdZViewItem __________________

02-01-07, 02:38 PM	#15
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	If at all possible, erect a nice 6 boot privacy fence. In all reality, if he is getting agressive do everything you can to have a witness with you. Take him to court. Open aggression and constant banter is illegal. Videotape it if possible and put on U-tube for all the neighborhood to see. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road