Time for another caption contest! - Page 2

GraylingSTS(SS) · 11-27-06, 07:27 PM

1. Silent Hunter XIV "The Lunar Campaign"

2. If you believe that patrol report I've got a U-boat base in Arizona I'll sell you!

stabiz · 11-27-06, 07:34 PM

"I know this is a training fascility, but I thought they would at least give us water."

Safe-Keeper · 11-27-06, 09:12 PM

Quote:

"The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!"

:rotfl:

TarJak · 11-27-06, 10:15 PM

Builder on dockside: Bernard, where did you put that back of quick drying cement?

theluckyone17 · 11-27-06, 10:51 PM

Bernard's solution to the "sink to the bottom like lead-filled cinder blocks" saved game bug.

bookworm_020 · 11-27-06, 11:26 PM

Forget the U-Boats! Send in the tiger tanks!

polyfiller · 11-28-06, 06:34 AM

Here's my contribution;

1) Bernard .... you were specically told not to allow our newest crew member, sponge bob square pants, to go swimming.

2) Message to Bdu: The Allies appear to have developed a new & deadly weapon; The incedibly quick drying cement bomb.

3) OK ... so who let Bernard flush the toilet in harbour this time ??

4) Alaaarm .... dive ...... and breakout the pick Axes.

5) Ok guys .... when I said we need concrete evidence of Bernard's incompetence...

down and out · 11-28-06, 06:36 AM

Its the new NYGM tiger tank uboat park :rotfl:

_Seth_ · 11-28-06, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by down and out

Its the new NYGM tiger tank uboat park :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:

Biggles · 11-28-06, 11:29 AM

1. Dönitz- I know I told you that we needed a new dry-dock in this harbor but.....

2. Dönitz- Shortage in ammo, food, personal, medical equipment, and now THIS!!!!

My add to this contest. Hope you liked them, 'Cause I didn't.....

Hybris · 11-28-06, 11:45 AM

All Uboats will have bow attached drilling heads so as to bore through the ground until they reach the sea bed then they will resume normal operations.

It should be noted that the drill head can be used as a weapon when surfacing is not a option and the U-boat is out of torpedos.:rotfl:

Melonfish · 11-28-06, 11:53 AM

"At the mere thought of Bernard once again plouging the icy waves. the sea spontaniously altered its molecular structure and became as stone."

"Damn those tommies! look at this mess, years of waste pumped into the sea and now you can practically walk on it!"
"Hey someone call the Fuhrer! we no longer need boats to invade England!"

pete

kiwi_2005 · 11-28-06, 02:03 PM

Kiwis "Anti Submerge Concrete Uber Mod" ASCUB
Hey Guys my first mod, only for the elite only for the brave (or stupid) this mod turns the sea into croncrete, yes thats right my Anti-Submerge Concrete Mod. No more will you beable to submerge now its fight on the surface or die! You want a hard campaign well you got it.:p

Kresge · 11-28-06, 03:57 PM

Hitler's ambitious plan to drain the Atlantic, thus securing a land route to America, is finally underway!

STEED · 11-28-06, 04:27 PM

"Gentlemen I give you the new type 100 invisible U-Boat just one draw back, we missed placed it."

11-27-06, 07:27 PM	#16
GraylingSTS(SS) Bosun Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky, USA Posts: 62 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	1. Silent Hunter XIV "The Lunar Campaign" 2. If you believe that patrol report I've got a U-boat base in Arizona I'll sell you! __________________ Only two types of ships in my Navy, submarines and targets!

11-27-06, 07:34 PM	#17
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	"I know this is a training fascility, but I thought they would at least give us water." __________________

11-27-06, 11:26 PM	#21
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Forget the U-Boats! Send in the tiger tanks! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-28-06, 11:29 AM	#25
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	1. Dönitz- I know I told you that we needed a new dry-dock in this harbor but..... 2. Dönitz- Shortage in ammo, food, personal, medical equipment, and now THIS!!!! My add to this contest. Hope you liked them, 'Cause I didn't..... __________________

11-28-06, 11:45 AM	#26
Hybris Officer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Periscope Depth... Posts: 237 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	All Uboats will have bow attached drilling heads so as to bore through the ground until they reach the sea bed then they will resume normal operations. It should be noted that the drill head can be used as a weapon when surfacing is not a option and the U-boat is out of torpedos.:rotfl: __________________ "His masters voice!" "FASTER! FAAAASSSTTER!" "All submariners have one universal wish regardless of nation, cause, or creed. That wish is that the boat goes up and stay up one more time then it goes down." ~Hybris 8/22/07

11-27-06, 10:15 PM	#19
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Builder on dockside: Bernard, where did you put that back of quick drying cement?

11-27-06, 10:51 PM	#20
theluckyone17 Captain Join Date: May 2006 Location: Niskayuna, NY Posts: 482 Downloads: 103 Uploads: 0	Bernard's solution to the "sink to the bottom like lead-filled cinder blocks" saved game bug.

11-28-06, 06:34 AM	#22
polyfiller Weps Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 359 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Here's my contribution; 1) Bernard .... you were specically told not to allow our newest crew member, sponge bob square pants, to go swimming. 2) Message to Bdu: The Allies appear to have developed a new & deadly weapon; The incedibly quick drying cement bomb. 3) OK ... so who let Bernard flush the toilet in harbour this time ?? 4) Alaaarm .... dive ...... and breakout the pick Axes. 5) Ok guys .... when I said we need concrete evidence of Bernard's incompetence...

11-28-06, 06:36 AM	#23
down and out Sparky Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 150 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Its the new NYGM tiger tank uboat park :rotfl:

11-28-06, 11:53 AM	#27
Melonfish XO Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Warrington, UK Posts: 417 Downloads: 106 Uploads: 0	"At the mere thought of Bernard once again plouging the icy waves. the sea spontaniously altered its molecular structure and became as stone." "Damn those tommies! look at this mess, years of waste pumped into the sea and now you can practically walk on it!" "Hey someone call the Fuhrer! we no longer need boats to invade England!" pete

11-28-06, 02:03 PM	#28
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Kiwis "Anti Submerge Concrete Uber Mod" ASCUB Hey Guys my first mod, only for the elite only for the brave (or stupid) this mod turns the sea into croncrete, yes thats right my Anti-Submerge Concrete Mod. No more will you beable to submerge now its fight on the surface or die! You want a hard campaign well you got it.:p __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

11-28-06, 03:57 PM	#29
Kresge Engineer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Motor City Posts: 209 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Hitler's ambitious plan to drain the Atlantic, thus securing a land route to America, is finally underway! __________________ ". . . sailors do not fancy living underwater without breathing in sunshine occasionally." Commodore Joseph Smith commenting on the USS Monitor

11-28-06, 04:27 PM	#30
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	"Gentlemen I give you the new type 100 invisible U-Boat just one draw back, we missed placed it." __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!