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Navy Seal
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Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast
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The new Submarine hide out - The sewage works!! You will always be in sh!t, it's just the depth that varies!
The Concrete Sea! "How deep are we?" "Under 12 meters of concrete, Captain Bernard!" "The hedgehogs and depthcharges won't be able to harm us now!" |
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Stowaway
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eeeerrr...Sir I think the Resistance may have been here
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Eternal Patrol
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"Boys, it's the perfect naval base. Now we just have to move it down to the ocean."
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Ensign
![]() Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Walla Walla, Wa
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1) After Operation Sealion proves a failure, Hitler devises his ultimate plan; His radical new Blitzcrete campaign.
2) "Your Tiger Claw is no match for my Uber Four Crane Blitzkrieg Technique... ACHTUNG!!!"
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Silent Hunter
![]() Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Y'ha-Nthlei
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"Flotilla, we have a problem. I can't move OR open the hatch."|
-----------------------------------------------------------| "Oh noes! He haxxed our dockz!" | -----------------------------------------------------------| "Well, we are going to get owned if we stick to the water, so I says, 'I say we build a land bridge from here to England!'. And that's just what we did." Last edited by Stealth Hunter; 11-27-06 at 07:56 PM. |
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Ocean Warrior
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Good one, mateys!! :rotfl::rotfl:
Here's mine: "At last, the tomb is finished! That will keep those X1 guys away from our free mods!" __ "The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!" __ "And here we have Davy Jones' new and bulletproof locker! Its only $ 29.95, and if you buy it now, you will also get a free pair of kriegsmarine mittens! Dont wait, call now! Operators are standing by!"
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