Italy: Now what?

[tycho102]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

I tried but they just laughed at me and my rolling pin.

Then you should have popped them with the wooden spoon, right across the kisser.


And if that doesn't do it, then you pull out the Equalizer.



You have never seen a room cleaned so fast as when you're carrying the Equalizer, and they know you're prepared to use it.
(all of this is a metaphor for Lebanon, and certainly this kidnapping issue, as well)