more you know you're playing too much SH3

[P_Funk]

...when you paint a big flotilla mark on the passenger and driver side doors.

...when you exclaim to the mechanic that in addition to a new timing belt that your periscope won't go up pointing to your broken radio aeiral.

...when you hang your lunch from the clothing hooks in your car.

...when your boss asks you why you're late and you explain that bernard made your car stall on the freeway.

...when shaving makes you feel naked.

and worst of all:

...when you're 19 and single.

[Pants]

Thinking of installing a periscope to your car's sunroof :p

[Landshark]

When you're on a long, boring car trip and you start looking around on your dash board for a "time compression" button.