You know you're getting senile when .......

08-19-06, 05:53 PM

True story (about 10 years ago)

Got pulled by the cops one morning heading to work. I didn't understand why. I wasn't speeding, I hadn't done anything wrong so I thought. Cop walked right up to my car door while I rolled the window down.

ME - "What seems to be the problem officer", I asked.

Officer - "Sir, do you like pussy?"

ME - "

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ME again - "

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Officer - "Well here ya go" as he reaches up on the roof of my car and hands me my pet cat!!!

ME - "

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ME again "

"

Must not have noticed him sleeping on the car when I left for work. Kitty hung on for dear life for nearly 6 miles at nearly 60 mph. Now I know why I heard so many horns blarring that morning! Of course I couldn't take him to work with me so I had to turn around and drop him off at the house which cost me a warning for being late at work. Ahhh, my UPS days. How I miss that paycheck!!!

Yahoshua · 08-19-06, 10:35 PM

Poor cat, you must've felt terrible after that incident (unless that cat was the devil in disguise).

But I'm sure that cop had a great story for the bar mates for years to come.

08-19-06, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahoshua

Poor cat, you must've felt terrible after that incident (unless that cat was the devil in disguise).

But I'm sure that cop had a great story for the bar mates for years to come.

Yeah, it was a bit of an awakening for me. OOPS!

August · 08-20-06, 01:25 AM

150 bucks for sunglasses? You have too much money for your own good Kiwi!

08-19-06, 05:53 PM	#1
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	True story (about 10 years ago) Got pulled by the cops one morning heading to work. I didn't understand why. I wasn't speeding, I hadn't done anything wrong so I thought. Cop walked right up to my car door while I rolled the window down. ME - "What seems to be the problem officer", I asked. Officer - "Sir, do you like pussy?" ME - " " ME again - " " Officer - "Well here ya go" as he reaches up on the roof of my car and hands me my pet cat!!! ME - " " ME again " " Must not have noticed him sleeping on the car when I left for work. Kitty hung on for dear life for nearly 6 miles at nearly 60 mph. Now I know why I heard so many horns blarring that morning! Of course I couldn't take him to work with me so I had to turn around and drop him off at the house which cost me a warning for being late at work. Ahhh, my UPS days. How I miss that paycheck!!! Last edited by SubSerpent; 08-19-06 at 05:58 PM.

08-19-06, 10:35 PM	#2
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Poor cat, you must've felt terrible after that incident (unless that cat was the devil in disguise). But I'm sure that cop had a great story for the bar mates for years to come. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

08-20-06, 01:25 AM	#4
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,227 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	150 bucks for sunglasses? You have too much money for your own good Kiwi! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.