You know you're getting senile when .......
 

You get home , then you realize you must have left your $150 sunnies in a shop in the last town {18kms away} ..you drive all the way back there , enter the shop and ask the assistant if she has seen your sunglasses ...her reply ?? "You mean the ones on top of your head "??

Happened to me today. :rotfl: :rotfl: :roll:

Priceless. :lol:

Classic :D :lol: :rotfl:

Ow I had the same thing

I also lost my Sunglasses...at an bar at the beach...I went back and lucky the assistant had seen them...YEAH!!! my 90€ Sunnies back...

I went back on my bike and I had to brake hard..now...my sunglass shoved off my face landing right in front of my frontwiel and I drove over them:cry: thats what you get when ur driving with an Half oversized helmet...and in the mirror I saw more cars driving over my Sunnies Noooo!!! :damn:

I once was trying to leave my house, but couldn't find my keys. I spent five or ten minutes searching everywhere with my left hand...my right hand was busy twirling the keys around my finger.:damn:

I returned my photocamera at the shop telling the keeper it broke.
He looked at the camera and told me the battery's are empty. I told him that was impossible because just for two days I recharged the battery's.
He opened up my camera and the battery's are non-rechargeable. :oops:

PS: there was a crowd in the shop staring at me.

True story (about 10 years ago)


Got pulled by the cops one morning heading to work. I didn't understand why. I wasn't speeding, I hadn't done anything wrong so I thought. Cop walked right up to my car door while I rolled the window down.


ME - "What seems to be the problem officer", I asked.

Officer - "Sir, do you like pussy?"

ME - " :-? "

ME again - " :yep: "

Officer - "Well here ya go" as he reaches up on the roof of my car and hands me my pet cat!!!


ME - " :o "

ME again " :oops: "

Must not have noticed him sleeping on the car when I left for work. Kitty hung on for dear life for nearly 6 miles at nearly 60 mph. Now I know why I heard so many horns blarring that morning! Of course I couldn't take him to work with me so I had to turn around and drop him off at the house which cost me a warning for being late at work. Ahhh, my UPS days. How I miss that paycheck!!!

Poor cat, you must've felt terrible after that incident (unless that cat was the devil in disguise).

But I'm sure that cop had a great story for the bar mates for years to come.

Yeah, it was a bit of an awakening for me. OOPS! :oops:

150 bucks for sunglasses? You have too much money for your own good Kiwi! :cool: