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[Jimbuna]

Sounds like a load of crap to me.

US Customs officials seize giraffe faeces from woman at Minnesota airport

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal customs agents pooh-poohed the plans of an Iowa woman who wanted to make jewelry from giraffe faeces she picked up on a trip to Kenya and brought back to the U.S. in her luggage.

The woman declared the small box of feces when she was selected to have her belongings inspected upon arriving at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport on Sept. 29, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

The woman, who was not identified, told officials she planned to use the waste to make a necklace, as she had done in the past with moose poop.

Giraffe poop can be brought back to the U.S. with the proper permits and inspections, according to Minnesota Public Radio. The station reported that the woman won’t face sanctions because she declared the faeces and gave it to Customs.

The agency’s agriculture specialists destroyed the giraffe poop.
https://wtop.com/trending-now/2023/1...esota-airport/

[Moonlight]

EXCLUSIVE We HAVE to hire foreign labourers from ex-Soviet republics to work on our farms - because Brits are so 'workshy': British farmers heap praise on new Asian workforce picking fruit and veg after claiming locals 'don't want to get their hands dirty'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nds-dirty.html

Why don't you tell us about the generous Tax Incentives given to you by the Tory government for employing these Migrants, and why is it that you can employ these Migrants at 20% less than the minimum wage, oh, you don't want to discuss that, I wonder Why?.
Pay a living wage and stop getting labour cheap from abroad and your problems are solved. If a Brit took up the job what are they going to do for the other 6 months of the year when they are surplus to requirements. What did you say?, they can get back on Universal Credit, oh, don't you just love his caring nature.

Don't piss up my back you ******* currant as it's already wet through by this Tory government.

[Jimbuna]

Passenger uses Southwest Airlines plane's emergency exit and climbs on wing in New Orleans

The man was not arrested and was taken to hospital after jumping out of the plane, which had not yet taken off.

A 38-year-old man was found "incoherent and not fully aware of his surroundings", police said, after he had jumped to the ground and was captured by staff near the plane in New Orleans.

The Southwest Airlines flight had not yet taken off from Louis Armstrong International Airport at that point on Sunday night.

"There is no indication that the man left anything on the plane, nor was he found in possession of any weapons of any type," Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office said in a statement.

"He is not expected to face any criminal charges locally, however the investigation has been referred to federal authorities. No one was injured during the incident."
https://news.sky.com/story/passenger...leans-13018068

[Moonlight]

Germany, we have a problem! Mass market tabloid that welcomed Angela Merkel's decision to let in a million migrants sounds a startling warning

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-warning.html

The Merkel pillock wanted them, the Bild wanted them, you even made them welcome banners, and when they got their feet under the table, you began to see their dark side, it's a funny old world isn't it.
Suck it up peeps it's your own fault, now all you have to do is get rid of them, a proper Chancellor would know how to do that. People who celebrate the murder of innocent civilians need to be sent back to their homeland, no matter how tenuous the link is and if they don't want to go, there's another option available, grow some balls and use it.

[Jimbuna]

‘Alien corpses’ unveiled by scientists confirmed as ‘not human’ after DNA revelation

The pair of Mexican 'alien corpses' initially unveiled by scientists have been confirmed as 'not human' in recent developments.

Back in September, a rather unexpected discovery was made in the form of two ‘non-human’ corpses believed to be 1,000 years old.

The bodies were presented during a congressional hearing in Mexico City by journalist and ufologist Jaime Maussan, who claimed they had been analyzed by the Autonomous National University of Mexico (UNAM), where scientists established an age by extracting DNA and using radiocarbon dating.

Maussan, speaking under oath at the San Lazaro Legislative Congress, said: “These specimens are not part of our terrestrial evolution… These aren’t beings that were found after a UFO wreckage. They were found in diatom [algae] mines, and were later fossilised.”

The two mummified corpses were displayed in windowed boxes, having been retrieved from Cusco in Peru.
https://www.unilad.com/news/alien-co...18658-20231201

[em2nought]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

‘Alien corpses’ unveiled by scientists confirmed as ‘not human’ after DNA revelation

Chupacabras!

[Reece]

As long as it stays away from my neck!!

[Moonlight]

The lies

Originally Posted by Moonlight

EXCLUSIVE We HAVE to hire foreign labourers from ex-Soviet republics to work on our farms - because Brits are so 'workshy': British farmers heap praise on new Asian workforce picking fruit and veg after claiming locals 'don't want to get their hands dirty'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nds-dirty.html

Why don't you tell us about the generous Tax Incentives given to you by the Tory government for employing these Migrants, and why is it that you can employ these Migrants at 20% less than the minimum wage, oh, you don't want to discuss that, I wonder Why?.
Pay a living wage and stop getting labour cheap from abroad and your problems are solved. If a Brit took up the job what are they going to do for the other 6 months of the year when they are surplus to requirements. What did you say?, they can get back on Universal Credit, oh, don't you just love his caring nature.

Don't piss up my back you ******* currant as it's already wet through by this Tory government.

The Reality
Migrant fruit picker who ‘struggled to buy food after being underpaid by British farm’ sues employers

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknew...29de38a85&ei=9

I told you the first story was a load of bollocks.

[Rockstar]

Originally Posted by Moonlight

EXCLUSIVE We HAVE to hire foreign labourers from ex-Soviet republics to work on our farms - because Brits are so 'workshy': British farmers heap praise on new Asian workforce picking fruit and veg after claiming locals 'don't want to get their hands dirty'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nds-dirty.html

Why don't you tell us about the generous Tax Incentives given to you by the Tory government for employing these Migrants, and why is it that you can employ these Migrants at 20% less than the minimum wage, oh, you don't want to discuss that, I wonder Why?.
Pay a living wage and stop getting labour cheap from abroad and your problems are solved. If a Brit took up the job what are they going to do for the other 6 months of the year when they are surplus to requirements. What did you say?, they can get back on Universal Credit, oh, don't you just love his caring nature.

Don't piss up my back you ******* currant as it's already wet through by this Tory government.

we have been hearing the EXACT same thing over here for decades.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Rockstar

we have been hearing the EXACT same thing over here for decades.

"...ol' time ways are not forgot; look away look away"...Napa is nuthin' but imported grape-pickers during the harvest

[Jimbuna]

Well I guess I'll feel less offended the next time someone refers to me as a 'Retired Pig'

Fears 'super pigs' could invade US states - and it's not easy to eradicate them

The pigs are an intelligent and large breed, capable of tearing land up and devastating crops and wildlife. Hunting could make the problem even worse, so states are preparing in other ways.

As a cross-breed combining the Eurasian boar's survival skills with the size and fertility of domestic swine in Canada, the "super pig" is described as an "ecological train wreck".

Professor Ryan Brook, one of Canada's authorities on the issue, added they are the "most invasive animal on the planet", with the swine capable of spreading disease and devastating crops and wildlife.

"Nobody should be surprised when pigs start walking across that border, if they haven't already," Professor Brook said.

"The question is: what will be done about it?"

Northern states like Minnesota, North Dakota and Montana are taking steps to stop the invasion, but it isn't easy to control the spiralling population.

The pigs are smart and furry, giving them the edge to survive Canadian winters, and they reproduce extremely quickly.

One sow can have six piglets in a litter and raise two litters in a year - which means that even if authorities managed to eliminate 65% of the population each year, they'd still grow.

And hunting could make the problem worse, according to Professor Brook, with the success rate for hunters only about 2- 3%.

Several states have also banned hunting because it makes the pigs more wary and nocturnal, which makes them tougher to track down.

Instead, methods under consideration are ground traps - like the so-called "BoarBuster" - or net guns fired from helicopters.

Some states have also adopted crowdsourced "Squeal on Pigs" tracking programs, while scientists have studied poisons such as sodium nitrite, but they risk harming other species.

"The only path forward is you have to be really aggressive and you have to use all the tools in the toolbox," Professor Brook said.

Pigs already cost $2.5bn (£1.98bn) in damage to crops in the US each year, mostly in southern states.

They have also, on occasion, been known to attack humans, with one woman killed in Texas in 2019.

The animals are not native to North America, but have roamed there for centuries.

The problems in Canada date back to the 1980s, when farmers were encouraged to raise wild boar, before the market collapsed in 2001 and some frustrated farmers simply set the animals free.
https://news.sky.com/story/fears-sup...-them-13015499

[Moonlight]

REVEALED: Children of British ISIS brides are being returned to UK in secret and put up for adoption

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-adoption.html

Next thing the UK will do is have a State Sponsored Terrorist Breeding Centre in the Middle East, aren't they not satisfied that we have enough Home Grown Terrorists here without importing them?, this country is broken beyond repair.

[Jimbuna]